is it a toktik or is it a business ad? @chocobo

[mesospheric]

[ It begins with… a blink. Some guy with gravity-defying blond hair looks around, as if surveying the area for passer-by before he engages in what must surely be an embarrassing affair, like the filming of a TokTik. ]

This isn’t necessary, but—

Do you… need things done?

[ He sort of starts off strong before trailing off in classic Embarrassed Delinquent-esque reluctance. His eyes, locked ahead. His expression, stony. ]

For a fee, certain troublesome tasks can be done for you to satisfying completion. This includes but is not limited to: monster slaying, bodyguard duty, and… errands.

The fee will fluctuate depending on what a hassle I find it to be.

[ Another blink. Another look around. Something surely comes next, right? Damn. Is Cloud his own PR department? ]

… I look forward to working with you.

[ And just like that, the feed ends. ]

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Comments

[likemybooks]

Oh good. I was worried I would have to change my look whenever I went out.

[photosympathies]

You wouldn't stick by me if I was a rent boy?

( 🥺🥺🥺 )

[mesospheric]

If he doesn’t, I can.

For a price.

[photosympathies]

How much?

[likemybooks]

I was more worried about people approaching *me* when they noticed our matching uniforms.

[photosympathies]

Oh, no.

The weird phone calls stopped pretty quick. I think the natives have forgotten,