text | @moneybags

[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

text @vessel

[eyescar]

What's your favorite food? anything is fine!
What's your favorite color? blue is nice, but pink is good too, and red
What's your birthday? march 20
What's your nickname? little brother
What city were you born in? sendai
What's your mother's maiden name? idk??
What street did you grow up on? i don't remember

not here

[curingidiocy]

[ SIGHS. Yuji, it seems you will be in need of remedial lessons on phishing messages and scams. He's adding that to the lesson plan. ]

@rubber ducky

[curingidiocy]

Is this really the wisest use of your time?

[lovebombing]

Sounds like someone doesn't want to know what dog breed they are

@girlboss

[plagiarists]

before i answer any of these i have 1 question
what's the name of your first pet and what are the last four digits on your credit card?

[ That's two questions and she knows it. ]

[lovebombing]

Who is the quiz giver you or me

@risk

[kubricks]

Unfortunately I can't share confidential information.

It's a pity. I wanted to know the answer.

[lovebombing]

Are you saying your favorite color is confidential information

@rodya

[axethrows]

Come on!! If you are going to scam, do better than that!!!

[girl, don't encourage him-]

[lovebombing]

Scam? What are you talking about this is a personality quiz!

@bot

[enkefailin]

None
Red
N/A
Netz
The City
N/A
N/A

Well, I guess I can still do like, half of that.

1/2

[lovebombing]

text; un: contender

[problemagus]

( He's not sure which is worse: receiving this message through his brain implants, or the fact he's giving this the dignity of a response. )

I think I'm more of a cat, personally.

( He will not elaborate. )

[lovebombing]

Might as well take the quiz and try! Even a cat can be a dog!

@goddess of death

[queenofkur]

Are you suggesting the Goddess of Death is a breed of dog?

How dare you?! You are fortunate I cannot see you in person!

[lovebombing]

Huh? What?

Do you not like dogs? They're super cute!

text @poker

[stonehearts]

Apple Pie
Blue
Unknown
Doctor
Veritas Prime
Reciprocal
Mendacium Composite Street

[curingidiocy]

What do you think you're doing, damn gambler. Surely you are not unaware of the concept of phishing.

@macarons

[rikugan]

yes

[lovebombing]

You can do better than that

@HTKRIZO

[hitokiller]

( finally. somethin' that isn't about enhancement. )

tosa cookin'
red
february fourteenth
dao... da-on't got one
iwamura
search me
can't remember

[lovebombing]

Huh! That's a new one

@hottie

[transmit]

1. Woof woof woof!!!!!
2. Woof woof!
3. Woof.
4. WOOF!
5. Woof…
6. Woof?
7. Woof.

I got these answers from an actual dog. [ (real) ] What kind of answer comes out?

[lovebombing]

Can you please be a bit serious here fam

un: twin

[grade4]

[ seems harmless enough... ]

junk food
purple
jan. 20
don't have one
tokyo
don't know
don't remeber

[lovebombing]

You just like junk food in general? Nothing specific?

@kuzunoha14

[the_fourteenth]

What do you plan to do with this information?

[Believe it or not, this is an earnest question.]

[lovebombing]

Use it in my special algorithm to determine which dog breed are you of course!

@NIGHTFALL

[yuwon]

None of these questions have to do with personality.

[ where's the mbti at? ]

[lovebombing]

Yes they do this is how the algorithm works

@onestepforward

[ignoreher]

[ oh shit a QUIZ!!!!!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE GAMES SHE'S DOWNLOADED OFF OF ADS!!!!!!! ]

1. Anything!
2. All of them!
3. March something or other, so let's go the whole month!
4. Mally! March gave me it.
5. There's only one! The City!
6. I don't remember much of my parents.
7. I don't remember much of where I lived, either.

[lovebombing]

[MALKUTH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!]



The whole month?

Another one from this City huh...

@babysitter

[elfsufficient]

( I have to take drastic measures when I know my characters knows these things but it's never actually named or said, )

My favorite food would be sweet, fluffy pancakes.
Purple is my favorite color.
My birthday is on ██ ██ ███.
I don't have a nickname.
I was born in ██████.
I don't remember my mother's maiden name, or the name of the street I grew up on.

How strange. I was sure I said all of my answers properly?

[lovebombing]

Huh that IS weird! Hold on

@ice snap

[bowtography]

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SCAMMING PEOPLE

[lovebombing]

Wh

No this is NOT a scam this is a PERSONALITY QUIZ

text @bustermove

[busternaut]

[...This is hilarious.]

You know, I'd love to get in on the fun, but i'd reeeaally have to throw everything i've ever learned about cyber-sec to answer some of these questions

how bout we just talk a bit and you diagnose me based on vibes instead?

[lovebombing]

Cyber-sex what? Hello???

[NO NOT THAT]

I have an algorithm here! It wouldn't be accurate without the answers!

@xXCOLDSTEELXx

[mechspeed]

What is the purpose of this?

[lovebombing]

A personality quiz to determine which breed of dog you would be!

@ lizard of oz

[bruisehaver]

There's not a chance those questions could determine such a thing.

And just what is that thing second to the bottom right supposed to be?

[ she means the pug.............. ]

[lovebombing]

Well I have an algorithm that says otherwise!

It's a pug. Isn't it cute?

@duelwield

[coordination]

Why is there so much stupid shit on this network!?

[ Here comes mister NO FUN ALLOWED. ]

[lovebombing]

Now now no negativity!

Only fun!

Go ahead and take my quiz! :D

@greatvalue

[newphew]

[ hunter doesn't have answers to any of these things anyway aside from favorite color and one nickname....... sad ]

wEere are you getting all these dog pictures from.

[lovebombing]

I have my sources.

@Goldilocks

[likemybooks]

This doesn't make any sense, but it looks fun.

1) Roast beef
2) Red
3) February 9th according to this world's calendar
4) Tary
5) Deastock
6) Vorobeva
7) Central Avenue. It's the largest one in town.

[lovebombing]

Huh.

Would've expected something. Furrier

text; un: joker

[1797]

wait, what were your results?

[lovebombing]

Pit bull! It's a cute dog