text | @moneybags

[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

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Bingo! It's not quite the ideal, but it's serviceable for the time being.

And seeing as they gave it to me, doesn't it just mean that I inherently fulfill their qualifications without having to go through any process whatsoever? Other than agreeing with their impeccable taste, I can't say I know their exact criteria, either! I'm afraid you'll just have to take this one up with LILITH themselves… or not, since there can only be one title-holder at a time. Unfortunate.

I'm not sure I want to hear that one from someone denoted 'moneybags'

[lovebombing]

Well I'm not the one who chose my own name, friend! I'm a simple humble merchant trying to make a living and it seems this is their way of pointing it out

But we'll have to see what's what. Be there! Be square. And most of all, be prepared ;)

[transmit]

Hear, hear.

You too, Mr. 6-star ✰