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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

[grade4]

chips i guess.

anyway this dog doesn't match me at all.

[lovebombing]

Any specific kind of chips?

Yes it does. Look at it! It is a perfect match for your personality

The algorithm doesn't lie, friend

[grade4]

honey butter.

your quiz is bad.

[lovebombing]

Your feedback will be taken to improve future quizzes! Thank you

[grade4]

give me a different dog breed.

[lovebombing]

[grade4]

better.

[lovebombing]

The algorithm still needs some work...

[grade4]

you're not picking these breeds out yourself?

[lovebombing]

No! I have a very complicated calculation here I'm plugging this data into

[grade4]

how does my birthday determine what dog I would be?

[lovebombing]

Listen I don't question the numbers its a lot of equations that will go over your head

[grade4]

it sounds like it's over your head too!

[lovebombing]

Why would you say that no it doesn't I developed it myself

[grade4]

you can't explain something you made!

[lovebombing]

Well! You asked for it.

You see, the computational permutation of the birthday is entered within the parentheses that is added to the quadratic equation of x-x(5+y)= xy with y being the food, which is then multiplied by the number of letters of your favorite food. The hex code of your favorite color is then taken to turn into binary code and moved over to be entered into the formula below



Then we take this and reverse the digits by then putting it through the data set of multiple variables with first variable being x and

[This continues on for like. Six giant paragraphs.]

im crying

[grade4]

im not reading all of that.

[lovebombing]

Hey! You asked!