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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

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[lovebombing]

I hope we do.

[In the end, all that matters is profit.]

[He draws his hand back, satisfied.]

Say, a doctor...doctor of what?

[curingidiocy]

A doctor that intends on curing humanity of the disease known as 'idiocy'.

[ Well, their task is done here, so he immediately turns around with the intention to leave. If Sampo has anything to say, he better say it before Ratio vacates the premises. ]

[lovebombing]

That's...

[A pretty big order to fill, he thinks, but Ratio is already turning heel to go. He won't keep him. He might be a curious, friendly guy, but he knows his limits.]

[A little wave.]

Catch you around, doc. I'll keep in touch. Keep your inbox open for me, alright? Hehe.