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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

[axethrows]

Okay! Where are you right now?

[uh oh-]

[lovebombing]

Now, now. Before that. A riddle for you!

I can never be thrown but I can be caught. Ways to lose me are always being sought. What am I?

[axethrows]

Nah, I don't do riddles.
Oh, I can throw you pretty far if you give me a moment of your time-

[lovebombing]

Hey heyhey I'm only trying to lighten the mood....

Anyways, it's a cold!



And also me I suppose.

We started off on a bad foot there. Do you really just want a dog picture

[axethrows]

It better be a cute dog or you are going to get it.

[good news she can still be reasonable.]

[lovebombing]

Please don't try to kill me like seriously though