text | @moneybags

[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

text @bustermove

[busternaut]

[...This is hilarious.]

You know, I'd love to get in on the fun, but i'd reeeaally have to throw everything i've ever learned about cyber-sec to answer some of these questions

how bout we just talk a bit and you diagnose me based on vibes instead?

[lovebombing]

Cyber-sex what? Hello???

[NO NOT THAT]

I have an algorithm here! It wouldn't be accurate without the answers!

[busternaut]

Barking up the wrong tree, pal.

[about the cyber-sex AND the personal info.]

Tell you what. My birthday's March 29th, and my favorite color is sunset orange. That enough for your "algorithm"?

[lovebombing]

Phew! Not that I was expecting anything but glad for the confirmation there, fam

Hmmm. Won't be that accurate...can you try to answer the others?

[busternaut]

Nope.

[ :) ]

[lovebombing]

Why not :(

[busternaut]

How can I be sure that some bad actors won't steal that information for themselves and use it to impersonate me? I can't. So, that's all you're getting.

[He's really just being difficult for the fun of it, actually. But.]

[lovebombing]

It won't be accurate.....now you will never know what dog breed you are.......that's so sad

[busternaut]

hey, you're guessing about plenty of other people on here based on less. I have full faith in your abilities, mr/ms moneybags 😏

[lovebombing]

I need to know a little bit about who you are though, even the rest did too! Even a favorite color will do

[busternaut]

Like I said, my favorite color's orange. My birthday is March 29th, and I'll even be nice and tell you my favorite food. It's tonkotsu ramen.

[lovebombing]

Fluffy!!

[busternaut]

[.............Hm.]

I'm going to take that "26.24% confident" and choose not to be offended by this.

[lovebombing]

I know a poodle when I see one fam

[busternaut]

Yeah? Then why doesn't it say "100% confident"?

[lovebombing]

It's a random number! I don't question the algorithm

[busternaut]

Yeah? Maybe you SHOULD question it. At least every now and then.

[Keep the algorithm on it's toes.]