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[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

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( finally. somethin' that isn't about enhancement. )

tosa cookin'
red
february fourteenth
dao... da-on't got one
iwamura
search me
can't remember

Huh! That's a new one

Edited 2024-05-09 21:47 (UTC)

what kinda stupid-lookin' mutt is that
there ain't even a single matchin' percent

No I'm absolutely sure about this one the percentage was 99.99% I just forgot to take a picture

what about the other .01

What about it

there's gotta be a better answer there
with a way way way more stylish dog that fits my image

Do you not like pomeranians?

... they're cute
but what man wants a quiz to tell him he's tiny and adorable
'specially when i'm STRONG and FIERCE

Well pomeranians can be strong and fierce

And they're loved by a lot of people! I know young ladies especially like to cuddle them :)

i DON'T wanna be cud

( ...... )

how strong and how fierce are we talkin' here

Pomeranians have been known to stand up to bears! They will not be cowed even by the likes of horrible creatures!

THAT'S what i like to hear
consider me one 'a these bear fightin' pomeranians then
now makin' this quiz of yers fairly accurate

See? My quiz is always accurate. You're the best bear-fighting pomeranian I know

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