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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

[coordination]

Your name? What experience are you bringing to the mission; do you fight? Or is your skillset focused on non-combat areas?

[lovebombing]

The name's Sampo Koski! At your service!

I do fight but....I'd rather not? I mean, I'm not some grand hero on the frontlines, here! But if I have to...well, I guess I gotta

[coordination]

Lieutenant Colonel Yzak Jule.

[ It's only proper to offer his own name back after asking. ]

Wars require more fighting than just that on the frontlines. And those positions are just as important to success. But it's good to be adaptable depending on what needs to be done.

Have you been here for long? Or are you new, like I am?

[lovebombing]

A person of the military! How prestigious.

And you're right about that! How smart you are. I'm happy where I am. Sometimes it benefits everyone to work from behind the stage to put on the show so to speak

I'm very new! Hello, fellow newbie

[coordination]

Going by the way you put it, stagehands actually are as responsible and important for a show to function as those up front. [ But really he needs to not keep up with the play and stage metaphors because that's way too close to the things his own actually-fucking-crazy commander used to say. ]

What is it you prefer to do, if fighting isn't forced upon you?

[lovebombing]

Wow, see! You really get it! You have no idea how happy that makes me

I'm someone who gets everyone the supplies they need to keep going! That's what I did back in Belobog for the Underworld.

[coordination]

It shouldn't be very hard to get. But as someone in command of my own team I know every single person on board our battleships are equally integral.

That being said, I've already heard that this organization is lacking in some much-needed supplies. Perhaps you can look into that if that's what you excel in.

[lovebombing]

Oh you're a big hotshot leader huh! Must be a lot of weight on your shoulders

Maybe...but then again I am a businessman! So I have to profit, too!

[coordination]

I wouldn't be in the position if I couldn't handle it.

Wouldn't the profit being getting this mission completed faster? And returning to what you'd probably much rather be doing?