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[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

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Oh ignore that! It's a random number.

[1797]

then it sounds like the algorithm IS a lie

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Who's programming this thing. Me? Or you?

[1797]

is this question multiple choice only?

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What do you even mean by that

[1797]

maybe you just googled it

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Maybe I just what

[1797]

used a search engine?

[ARE THEY STILL CALLED THAT IN THE FUTURE who knows]

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Ohhh that!




Why is it. Googly eyes or whatever that's a weird term pal

[1797]

[inside ren are two responses: 1) the actual explanation or 2) great googly moogly.]

googly eyes are still eyes
and search engines are always watching

[attached: a link to a cyberpunk version of this.]

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This



Is the best day of my life

[1797]

you're welcome

also can i make a request

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For you and this gift, anything


Within some limit. At my discretion

1/2

[1797]

next time, make a cat quiz

[1797]

no, wait, a fish quiz

[WOULD ANYONE HERE REALLY TAKE A FISH QUIZ...]

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Why


Why fish

[1797]

what's wrong with fish?

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How popular are fish

[1797]

pretty popular

[to eat...]

and people would want to know their catchability scores, right?

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Isn't that kind of


Creepy

Like I don't want to imagine how well people would catch me....

[1797]

the algorithm says you'd be a difficult to catch fish

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Oh that's right!!






Wait though what algorithim. Hey

[1797]

the one in my brain

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Now see here my fine fellow that doesn't exactly count

[1797]

if lilith can turn us into wetware, it should count