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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

[curingidiocy]

[ Ratio doesn't quite remember that little tidbit about Aventurine, but only because he's already noted it down in a private notebook where he usually keeps morsels of information that are worth remembering but likely to slip from his mind. Though he has excellent memory, he is also someone who has a great many things occupying it at all times.

(No one needs to know that he has several pages in that notebook dedicated to Aventurine.) ]

Cease that train of thought immediately. I refuse to associate with any member of this hypothetical fan club.

[stonehearts]

Haha! Doctor, please-- I'd make sure it was only full of the most devoted fans. We'd gather around, reading a copy of that book about you that you hate and compare and contrast to the real you.

[curingidiocy]

I said cease that thought immediately. What part of my words did you not understand, you fool?? Do you intend on joining the ranks of the idiots whose faces I do not wish to see?

[ He's threatening to wear his plaster bust around Aventurine and never show his face again. As if that's a legitimate threat... ]

[stonehearts]

Alright, alright, I've had my fun. There's no need for you to put away that handsome face of yours so soon after arriving.

[curingidiocy]

That remains to be seen. If I find far too many idiots here, I will not suffer them without that barrier between me and their idiocy.

[stonehearts]

You'd be taking one of the few beautiful things here away, Doc. Could you really live with yourself after depriving people of it?

[curingidiocy]

Are you not aware that is precisely why I wear that bust? There are far too many idiots who are keen to think with the wrong head.

[stonehearts]

And yet you take it off around me. I'm touched, really!

[curingidiocy]

That can always be changed, should you keep up with your foolishness.

[stonehearts]

Alright, alright! No need to rush into wearing it again, doc.

[curingidiocy]

I am delighted that we have come to an agreement.

[ You can hear the dryness in his tone. ]

[stonehearts]

And I'm always happy to be of service to you.

( he's ignoring that dryness!! )

[curingidiocy]

What a privilege it is to have a Stoneheart at my neck and call. Perhaps I should feel honoured.

[ More sarcasm from Ratio. It's banter, really. ]

[stonehearts]

You absolutely should! I don't put myself out there for just anyone, you know. Especially not for free

[curingidiocy]

Oh, is your heckling me for amusement not the payment I am making?

[stonehearts]

Nonsense. That's simply what you get for being yourself

[curingidiocy]

[stonehearts]

Sometimes you really do make it too easy, doc

[curingidiocy]

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