ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

@ anonymousoctopus

[fursuit]

I can’t keep up with it so fill an anon in

Who’s dating who?

Or fucking I guess since I know some people are too messy to date

@ anonymousgecko

[30storieshigh]

One holds little understanding for the desire to put forth words to others if they lack confidence or conviction to stand by those words 😒. Further still is a lack of understanding towards the obsessive interest in the mating and pairing of others 😑.

Yet this is as good a place as any to make it known. I am Godzilla 🦖. Kaede-hime and myself have been dating for a handful of lunar cycles as if now 🍁🐲💖🦖.

She is an individual of perfection perfectionary traits. One would be of hard pressing to find another with the depth of kind patience she provides for others. This is a trait in addendum to wisdom and a strength of body, will, and soul that is lacking for many Titans, let alone smaller beings 🍁🐲=💪😇🎓.

She is also "banging hot", as they say 🔥. Possessing of a physical form of conditioned capacity. The vivid hue of her hair is a thing that puts much of nature to shame 🍁🐲>🌹🌸.

I am of considerable hononered status and fortune to be capable of addressing Kaede-hime as "girlfriend" 🦖=🍀🙏, 🦖🥰🍁🐲.

[saudadist]

[ dude what is she even supposed to say to that ]

@anonymousninja

[soft_shelled]

So much for her having good tastes.

[fursuit]

now this one is no fun

You should at least pretend to be anonymous cmon

@Neon Leon

[makesascene]

[Leo has to admit the confession is cute and funny. He doesn't know either well, but he'll give them a kudos.]

Congrats, may you two emoji together foreverrrrr

@anonturtle

[redangelofpreventingharm]

oh my god this is adorable

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[vivisexual]

Now this is the kind of gossip I was hoping for!

I think all of the hot older guys should kiss each other, personally.

CRYINF

[fursuit]

wait what counts as “older”?

@anonrat for what good it's doing

[zauneyete]

[ stars alive Yugamu ]

You need more hobbies.

@anonbee

[stonehearts]

You know, I’m not sure there is a single man above thirty who isn’t dating someone, or someone who isn’t in the midst of a situationship

@anonymousbee

[stonehearts]

It’s too bad I like Silco enough to keep his love life quiet. I think we’re all chomping at the bit to find out who the lucky other half of his relationship is, aren’t we?

@anonymousspider

[vivisexual]

Mr Silco is dating someone?????

@/anonymousnyancat

[cranekin]

Vash/Dante
Choso/Jessica
Yuta/Yato
Silco/Geto
Taryon/Yesod
Asaboo/Cloud
Megumi/Donatello
Fujino/Daybit
Ereshkigal/Yugamu
Muramasa/Aventurine
Jinx/Tezcatlipoca
Bakugo/Dr. Ratio
Raleigh/Hikaru
Hunter/Raidou
Tsurumaru/Yuji

@Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

who's Yuta? are they nice? do they have food? this is important

@ soba

[gorb]

( In the midst of his sexcation --. )

As close as we are, Silco-san would not be able to handle me. Try again.
(ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈❀)

@that'shumerus

[vivisexual]

It would be my honor but I don't think Lady Ereshkigal would have me.

@anonymouspenguin

[curingidiocy]

Are you trying to start a fight with half these people? Some of them are pretty dedicated to their actual partners, aren't they?

@AnonymousBear

[likemybooks]

You really shouldn't spread these lies. Someone already in a relationship might get upset. [Astarion......]

@curse

[gimu]

asaboo is good. i accept.

@anonymousDeer

[sanguivorous]

[Astarion is first intrigued to see Vash may have found someone, then he gets to....]

Who is this Yesod person??

@kon, text.

[shadowban]

[ who the hell is donatello— ]

i like raphael better, sorry.

@vessel

[eyescar]

i have a boyfriend

@durante

[followyourstar]

So first off, not true.

Second... I know where I usually stand in cases like these so thanks for the vote of confidence I guess?

[nice to think someone here thinks they have a chance with someone out there]

@BANKERBOY

[tokakujuho]

Congratulations to the happy couples.