ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

[zauneyete]

I think Jinx would be upset if you did so without her involvement.

[ She will stop him. Right? ]

[vivisexual]

Oh? I didn't know you and Jinx were connected in some way.

I can involve her for sure.

[zauneyete]

[ daughter, please... daughter...help him ]

You didn't know?

[ damn. damn damn. ]

We're from the same place. I've known her most of her life.

[ he's literally her dad ]

[vivisexual]

[It's too late, now that he knows about the connection he's going to figure it out.]

Oh really? You two are completely different ages, how did you end up knowing each other?

[zauneyete]

I know everybody in Zaun, that should hardly be a surprise.

[ True tho ]

[vivisexual]

Dodging the question makes me more suspicious~

It's obviously that it's more than a passing acquaintance if she'd be offended at me leaving her out of setting you up with someone.

🔒 private

[zauneyete]

That's because she's my daughter. Don't go spreading it around.

[ it's literally on her syndata profile. ]

[vivisexual]

[Like people read those. Yugamu doesn't because it takes the fun out of getting to know people.]

So you have had sex.

[zauneyete]

[ he is NOT answering that ]

What? Despite the subject matter, that's not relevant here.

[vivisexual]

...

Do you need me to tell you how babies are made?

[zauneyete]

I'm aware.

Families are built differently in Zaun. We're not like topside. I took her in when she was young.

[vivisexual]

Then lead with that.

And this is a big secret because you don't want people to know about the kind thing you did, yes?

[zauneyete]

Kind?

No. It's a secret because the alternative is people using that to their advantage.

[ In zaun, not here. It's just a habit now ]

[vivisexual]

Because they might exploit the fact that you care about your family beyond what they're useful for?

[zauneyete]

They might try. I prefer to mitigate risk when I can.

[ they all fucking knew silco just like here ]

[vivisexual]

[Lmao Silco that isn't denying you care about Jinx. Gotem.]

I see. I won't blab. I AM going to become friends with her now, though.

[zauneyete]

[ ha-ha, silco, you care about people ]

Quite honestly, I'm surprised you two haven't interacted much yet.

She's a brilliant mind, and a demolitions expert, by the way.

[ Whether that's a threat or something they can get along about, he doesn't clarify ]

[vivisexual]

Oh cool! Maybe she can help me with mine. I imagine she'd be interested to work with a new material.

[zauneyete]

Oh, perhaps. We certainly don't have too many people with bombs inside of them in Zaun. Surgery like that is complicated.

[vivisexual]

[My ass forgot for a second about his implanted bomb I'm stupid. So Yugamu did too he's not immune to stupid moments.]

No, no, not that one. I think I can probably take that out myself if I just get someone to stand in as an assistant.

I have some hemonanima bombs I use when fighting, those ones.

[zauneyete]

[ llasdjflasdkfj ]

What kind of bombs? What do they do?

[vivisexual]

They're filled with a sort of poison that weakens the target by making them more susceptible to injury and less capable of doing damage themselves. I like to use it to soften targets up~

[zauneyete]

Ah. Naturally.

[ Like agreeing to whatever these kids say. To be fair, he doesn't know about any of this stuff. ]

She might be interested in them, then. She can replicate most things easily, after all.

[ Silco "my daughter can do anything you can do but better" arcane. ]

[vivisexual]

Yay

Maybe we can optimize them to be more effective against kaiju!

[zauneyete]

Perhaps, if anybody could do it...

Maybe you two could get accolades for it when fighting kaiju later, hm? LILITH should reward you.