ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

[tokakujuho]

Some make for cute couples up there.
I wouldn't begrudge them.

[mesospheric]

I’m pretty sure one of these is a pet robot.

[tokakujuho]

Nothing wrong with that.
Asaboo is an exemplary and hard-working robot.
He deserves a cute and honest boyfriend.

[mesospheric]

Are you pawning that guy off on a poor rabbit bot? That’s pretty cold. The rabbit deserves better probably.

[tokakujuho]

Watch it.
I may not be able to do anything if he decides to find greener pastures.
But I won't allow bad-mouthing.

[mesospheric]

The greenest thing there are its batteries. A battery won’t keep up for long. Don’t sell yourself so short, banker boy.

[tokakujuho]

Well, it's his choice in the end.
All I'm saying is the rabbit robot is better than a used up capitalist.

[mesospheric]

This opinion has been recorded, reviewed, and consequently thrown out the window. We thank you for your time in submitting it. The rabbit will be informed of its singles life fate shortly.

[tokakujuho]

You're quite tenacious for an anonymous parakeet.

[mesospheric]

Just doing a
a parakeet’s duty.
Maybe go console a rabbit. Do a good deed.

[tokakujuho]

Nosy little bird.
I'm not in the business of doing good deeds.
Besides, I don't want there to be misunderstandings.