ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

[zauneyete]

Then do those ones, instead of all of this nonsense.

[vivisexual]

No (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

[zauneyete]

Then kindly leave me out of these.

[ ESPECIALLY THE RELATIONSHIP ONES LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! ]

[vivisexual]

But you're always so tightly wound. It would do you some good.

[zauneyete]

[ would it though ]

I'm not discussing this. I think that says enough about my opinion on such things.

[ if you keep saying you're not doing anything, everyone will believe it, right? ]

[vivisexual]

[I mean if he is in fact Getting It then clearly not, but Yugamu doesn't know that.]

Someone said you're dating someone. Is that true?

[zauneyete]

[ He knew people wouldn't ever give that up. ]

I don't go on dates, so no.

[ It is, quite frankly, worse than that. ]

[vivisexual]

[Nice try wiggling out of it, but you know how Yugamu's mind works;]

It's a purely physical relationship then????

[zauneyete]

[ WHY HIM...]

Also no. You shouldn't believe every rumor you read.

[vivisexual]

I see. I'll start the process of organizing some auditions then.

[zauneyete]

That isn't necessary. If I were interested in such things, I would pursue them on my own.

[vivisexual]

Would you really? Be honest.

[zauneyete]

[ no. ]

I'm too busy for frivolities. I have more important things to do than spend time on that.

[vivisexual]

So you wouldn't because you're too busy. Your words.

All the more reason for me to save you the time by finding proper candidates.

[zauneyete]

I think Jinx would be upset if you did so without her involvement.

[ She will stop him. Right? ]

[vivisexual]

Oh? I didn't know you and Jinx were connected in some way.

I can involve her for sure.

[zauneyete]

[ daughter, please... daughter...help him ]

You didn't know?

[ damn. damn damn. ]

We're from the same place. I've known her most of her life.

[ he's literally her dad ]

[vivisexual]

[It's too late, now that he knows about the connection he's going to figure it out.]

Oh really? You two are completely different ages, how did you end up knowing each other?

[zauneyete]

I know everybody in Zaun, that should hardly be a surprise.

[ True tho ]

[vivisexual]

Dodging the question makes me more suspicious~

It's obviously that it's more than a passing acquaintance if she'd be offended at me leaving her out of setting you up with someone.

🔒 private

[zauneyete]

That's because she's my daughter. Don't go spreading it around.

[ it's literally on her syndata profile. ]

[vivisexual]

[Like people read those. Yugamu doesn't because it takes the fun out of getting to know people.]

So you have had sex.

[zauneyete]

[ he is NOT answering that ]

What? Despite the subject matter, that's not relevant here.

[vivisexual]

...

Do you need me to tell you how babies are made?

[zauneyete]

I'm aware.

Families are built differently in Zaun. We're not like topside. I took her in when she was young.