ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

@/anonymousnyancat

[cranekin]

Vash/Dante
Choso/Jessica
Yuta/Yato
Silco/Geto
Taryon/Yesod
Asaboo/Cloud
Megumi/Donatello
Fujino/Daybit
Ereshkigal/Yugamu
Muramasa/Aventurine
Jinx/Tezcatlipoca
Bakugo/Dr. Ratio
Raleigh/Hikaru
Hunter/Raidou
Tsurumaru/Yuji

@Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

who's Yuta? are they nice? do they have food? this is important

[cranekin]

Are you looking for a partner who is nice and can cook?

[intertwinedfates]

of course! both those are important! if I'm getting paired with someone, they've got to at least meet some basic qualifications!

@ soba

[gorb]

( In the midst of his sexcation --. )

As close as we are, Silco-san would not be able to handle me. Try again.
(ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈❀)

[cranekin]

Is this

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
A LIVE BREAK UP?!
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

@BAD DADDY

[zauneyete]

Why Geto, I'm hurt. You're underestimating me.

[ no he isn't ]

@BANKERBOY

[tokakujuho]

Congratulations to turning into a playboy.

@that'shumerus

[vivisexual]

It would be my honor but I don't think Lady Ereshkigal would have me.

@anonymouspenguin

[curingidiocy]

Are you trying to start a fight with half these people? Some of them are pretty dedicated to their actual partners, aren't they?

@AnonymousBear

[likemybooks]

You really shouldn't spread these lies. Someone already in a relationship might get upset. [Astarion......]

@curse

[gimu]

asaboo is good. i accept.

@anonymousDeer

[sanguivorous]

[Astarion is first intrigued to see Vash may have found someone, then he gets to....]

Who is this Yesod person??

@kon, text.

[shadowban]

[ who the hell is donatello— ]

i like raphael better, sorry.

@vessel

[eyescar]

you do, huh...

@Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

Understandable, Raph is much more personable.

[S'up?]

@vessel

[eyescar]

i have a boyfriend

[tokakujuho]

More than one, it seems.

@durante

[followyourstar]

So first off, not true.

Second... I know where I usually stand in cases like these so thanks for the vote of confidence I guess?

[nice to think someone here thinks they have a chance with someone out there]

@BANKERBOY

[tokakujuho]

Congratulations to the happy couples.

@ anonymous parakeet

[mesospheric]

Confused couples. Don’t believe in the gossip rags.

@ anonymousparakeet

[mesospheric]

Who is even Asaboo?

@anonymoose

[heir_conditioned]

I didn't know that Jessica and Choso were together. Or Bakugo and Dr. Ratio. I think that may be incorrect information, but if it's the truth then Dr. Ratio is a very patient, kind person. Geto is also a very patient, kind and understanding person and while I'm not sure what happened with Bakugo, I want all involved to be happy.

[Including Raleigh, who he is about to go congratulate.]

un: forgery

[misclassed]

@poker Aventurine, is that what happened when you stayed with me? You should have told me, I had no idea.

[stonehearts]

And that's why you always read the fine print of any contract, friends!