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I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!! What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors. It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

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Get a job.

[ fully managing to be anonymous by accident ]

Edited 2025-09-10 18:58 (UTC)

I'm literally just a teenager?

vergilius is stingy

Not true, he treated me to barbecue the very first time we met.

that bastard
he wouldnt pick up anything for me even though he asked first

Did you do something to piss him off? He's grumpy so he seems like the type who would be that petty. Otherwise if he was just nicer to me we'd have to worry about his proclivities.

So what?

[SO SERIOUS]

So teenagers aren't normally required to have jobs. I do have one, though. But I believe in the importance of having hobbies.

Gossip ain't a hobby. Go do something productive.

Who is the most pathetic Outsider?

My vote is for Ereshkigal. Try to convince me otherwise.

Gossiping is just another word for gathering intel, is that not a productive activity?

You're voting for a literal Death Goddess as most pathetic?

You said, and I quote:

"I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors."

I'm sorry, I didn't know the fun police was here.

Now you do. Do something useful with your life while you're still young, will you?

[ Okay. he's going back to work. ]

i believe it was a misdial but the fact still remains that he is stingy

are you saying that you are his type?

does he have a type???

if you mean in terms of physical strength, i have to disagree.

that would be silco

Are you telling me that I have to be productive every second of the day, Jiichan? That sounds like a recipe for burnout.

[CHOSO LMAO. But ok he's not going to commit to this lie.]

No idea, I was lying actually, he was extremely unreceptive to me flirting with him.

Edited 2025-09-10 19:47 (UTC)

Oh definitely. I think most of us could snap him like a twig.

damn
he is kind of a handsome guy

there is not a scrap of excess flesh on him. i fear he will simply fall apart in battle every time i see him.

Have you spoken to her for more than her silly little introduction?

Isn't he? He's got those smouldering good looks of a guy who could just kill you. He kept calling me a kid though, so I don't think I had a chance.

Maybe you'd benefit from zazen.

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