ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

@kon, text.

[shadowban]

[ who the hell is donatello— ]

i like raphael better, sorry.

@vessel

[eyescar]

you do, huh...

[shadowban]

are you going to talk about being replaced again?

[eyescar]

what? no

[shadowban]

well. good.

raphael is really nice. also he's a turtle.

[eyescar]

you want to date a turtle?

[shadowban]

if he's a good person, why not?

[eyescar]

huh
that's a good point

[shadowban]

[ very intensely staring at the text and trying to telepathically strangle yuji from a distance ]

yeah. it's a very good point. itadori.

[eyescar]

why are you saying my name like that

[shadowban]

no reason. you're making good points, itadori.

[eyescar]

im confused

[shadowban]

that's okay. which part is confusing?

@Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

Understandable, Raph is much more personable.

[S'up?]

[shadowban]

he's the nicest out of your siblings. the other one is annoying.

[ SORRY ABOUT HIS BLUNTNESS he was not parented as a child... ]

[soft_shelled]

Leo is a refined taste, yeah.

And you haven't met Mikey, he's not here though, everyone likes Mikey.

[He will shittalk Leo any chance he can get, so no worries.]

[shadowban]

and an acquired one, too. i think i'll stick to raphael. we get along okay.

which of you is the eldest?

[soft_shelled]

Good to know, we didn't have the biggest social pool back home.

Raph is, Leo and myself are the same age and Mikey's the baby.

[shadowban]

ah. i thought maybe leo was the older one. he seems to talk himself up like an older sibling, which he apparently is.

so we're the same age? sixteen?

[soft_shelled]

Nah, he's just used to talking folks up.

Close? I'll be 17 this year, so Raph is 18.

[shadowban]

ah. i'm turning seventeen in december, presuming the calendar here is accurate.

please don't judge me for asking, but i'm really curious. have you always been turtles?

[soft_shelled]

It's not a problem, but yes. We were turtles before we got mutated with our dad's human DNA.

[shadowban]

[ here's a horrifying idea, how would a human male mate with a turtle female— ]

i feel like this is something we maybe shouldn't know about each other early into a conversation.

[soft_shelled]

[Carefully, probably. Good thing there are no female mutant turtles.]

I mean, I guess?

[shadowban]

[ none yet. ]

just... parents and procreation can go down very uncomfortable roads.