ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

[shadowban]

good! you're my best friend!

[eyescar]

you're my best friend too!!

[shadowban]

i know. thank you for being my best friend, yuji.

[eyescar]

thank you for saving me megumi

[shadowban]

you've saved me, too. as long as we're there for each other, we'll make through anything.

@anonymousspider

[vivisexual]

How many boyfriends does Itadori have.....

[shadowban]

THIS IS NOT LIKE THAT. RESPECT KUZUNOHA-SAN.

[vivisexual]

Kuzunoha and Itadori are the ones dating???

[shadowban]

yes? is it a secret?

[vivisexual]

I guess I just haven't been here long enough to know.

Are you jealous?

[shadowban]

[ with absolute certainty: ]

no. yuji will always come when i ask.

[vivisexual]

[Dang.]

Are you accepting applications for a fourth wheel for your polycule? I have previous work experience.

[shadowban]

there's no polycule. yuji's my best friend. kuzunoha-san is his boyfriend. we have very distinct relationships between us.

but i'm not against making more friends here.

[vivisexual]

Suit yourself. I'm fine with that.

We are all around the same age so it makes sense to be friends!

[shadowban]

[ hit d for doubt— ]

what are your interests?

[vivisexual]

Internal medicine, torture, biological experimentation, mithradatism, romance, people watching, and yakiniku

[shadowban]

[ ...ah. so an insane person. just like gojo-sensei. ]

pass, i think. i know someone who's like you already.

[vivisexual]

How cold, I put myself out there and you just turn me down like that.

[shadowban]

i apologise for hurting your feelings. please forgive me, anon-san.

[vivisexual]

Somehow I don't feel like your apology is sincere.

[shadowban]

you're anon. i don't know you twice over. why would it be sincere?

[vivisexual]

See, my mother taught me to be extra polite to people I don't know.

After all you never know who's one rude comment away from snapping and gutting you like a fish.

[shadowban]

my mother died when i was a baby. my stepmother ran away with our money and abandoned me and my sister when were four and five. congratulations.

but go ahead and gut me. there's a lot of scar tissue to cut through, so good luck.

[vivisexual]

Ah, my condolences, genuinely. It wasn't my intention to compare my situation to yours. Only to share the advice I was given.

But don't worry, I don't have any interest in cutting anyone up besides the one I love.

[shadowban]

please don't apologise. i was weaponising it to shut down that thread of conversation.

who is it, though? are they here? if they are and i know them, i might have opinions.