@shash

[gyve]

I was shown by Noctis how to adjust my implant's text-to-speech settings
It's my hope that by the end of the week very few of you will sound like an overenthusiastic woman
Select the voice you want to be represented by using the link below
It'll go a long way in helping me to distinguish your messages from other people's

Thanks

[LINK]

( kaladin's implant reads to him in tiktok's "female-original" voice, but there are so many more to choose from. if you're savvy, you can even record clips of your own and have them uploaded so that it's your voice—personally—telling this idiot to stop using bar soap to wash his hair.

feel free to go wild with it. he'll have no fucking idea. )

Comments

@xXdarkwarriorXx

[fessus]

No "thank you, Noctis" huh

[gyve]

( just this face & tone )

Thank you Noctis

[fessus]

No problem

I'll send an invoice lol

@fursuit (with a sebastian cameo)

[fursuit]

wait seriously you've been using shit like THIS to get my messages???

I just put in my name and like I don't expect a lot when it comes to people pronouncing nahuatl don't get me wrong but that's the worst one I've ever heard

gimme confidence or serious since those are the only kind of normal ones

also special request use "lord cringe" for that guy sebastian

[ that one's for you, silco ♥ ]

[gyve]

It's not like I have a choice
Just say all your language's words to me in person so I know what they actually sound like

( he's been pronouncing tezcatlipoca's name like a rich white girl this whole time )

The last thing I want to do is give you a bigger ego
So I'll choose serious and see how that one works out

As for Sebastian
I suppose he does seem rather lordly

( changes them... )

[fursuit]

[ he's never been so (unknowingly) grateful that he's gotten nicknamed instead... ]

yeah was gonna ask about that too. not having a choice knocks out the possibility of using this for fun so can't read it I'm guessing?

[ not that it's clear in text, but there's no judgement on that from him. widespread literacy is very much a recent phenomenon, so it doesn't strike him as odd, save for his simple assumption that part of LILITH's chips included some of it. ]

and I'll ignore the ego comment since you took my suggestion for lord cringe

Not here

[zauneyete]

[ BESTIE 💖 he's laughing shittily over it ]

@BAD DADDY

[zauneyete]

I didn't realize you were having the machine read it off for you.

[ before you think this is going to go sympathetically: ]

I'll make sure to make mine longer from now on. No need to be terse when I can take up your entire day with these, don't you think?

1/3

[gyve]

( sighs......................

GETS READY TO ARGUE— )

2/3

[gyve]

3/3

[gyve]

DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
KEEP SCROLLING

CHUMP

[zauneyete]

A luxury I apparently have that you do not.

[ THERE IT IS ]

@moneybags

[lovebombing]

Well maybe I AM an overenthusiastic woman, sir!

[gyve]

( )

Then use the overenthusiastic woman voice

[lovebombing]

Sure thing!

The name's Brughel Poisson by the way

Are you having trouble reading the text, hon

text (to speech??) @rasgulla

[peoplewatch]

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

[ he's selected the trickster voice.......... look he's testing this out ]

[gyve]

( OH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO— )

Wait sorry
I don't
I can't understand the language you're speaking
Can you please slow down
Or switch to voice or video chat

[peoplewatch]

[ he can sense kaladin's stress ....... ]

This? Oh, don't worry, it's just a jumble of text that doesn't mean anything.

[ the way he is still using the trickster voice ]

@clown prince

[uncourteous]

I am shocked by your complete lack of sense. Have you not considered the fact that none of these voices could do mine proper justice? This is no different than treason.

TREASON

[gyve]

Aren't you the crown prince of an empire
Lord cringe is right up your alley

is he wrong???

[uncourteous]

Is that the best you can do?

[ how is lord cringe his best option?? ]

@poker | male-trickster

[stonehearts]

Can you not read? It's nothing to be ashamed about, I didn't learn until I was in adulthood. But it's always struck me as odd how it's a requirement or something people feel like it needs to be fixed. And look! You're doing perfectly fine without it

( there is a genuine emotion/thought in here that is not conveyed by the voice he's picked. he's not sorry. )

1/2

[gyve]

( INHALES, preparing to tell this goblin-voiced asshole he's fine and that he doesn't need to read— )

Would you people mind your

2/3

[gyve]

Ah
Huh

3/3

[gyve]

Sorry

Thanks it hasn't been that bad
Signs in the city can be challenging but even then the implant can scan them
They must've put a lot of effort into the accessibility features