@shash

[gyve]

I was shown by Noctis how to adjust my implant's text-to-speech settings
It's my hope that by the end of the week very few of you will sound like an overenthusiastic woman
Select the voice you want to be represented by using the link below
It'll go a long way in helping me to distinguish your messages from other people's

Thanks

[LINK]

( kaladin's implant reads to him in tiktok's "female-original" voice, but there are so many more to choose from. if you're savvy, you can even record clips of your own and have them uploaded so that it's your voice—personally—telling this idiot to stop using bar soap to wash his hair.

feel free to go wild with it. he'll have no fucking idea. )

Comments

[fessus]

Fine don't do it then since you already decided

Don't remind me about the kitchen either, people keep trying to order pizza before I'm ready. It's a WIP

[gyve]

I said I was going to
So I'm going to

Do you even know how to make the pizza

( the pizza )

[fessus]

[ is this what I sound like when I complain... IS IT ]

Literally why would I know that

It's one more thing on my tdl which is getting longer every time I try to make a move

[ proceeds to complain more ]

[gyve]

( it 100% is... welcome to gladio's hell )

I don't know
You confidently referenced the pizza
I thought you knew

What are you saying to me anyway
On your what

[fessus]

Yeah I confidently know what it is, I confidently know how to eat it

You know how to get dressed, does that mean you know how to make clothes?

[ okay Noctis REIN IT IN ]

TDL. To-do list

Sorry

[gyve]

Storms you could've just said no I don't know how to make the pizza

( SUCH A GIRL )

Might be better to focus on one section at a time
Break it down into pieces and work on one till it's done
Then move on

[fessus]

[ huh ]

Like make one slice of the pizza at a time

[ ............,, ]

Idk that sounds wrong

1/2

[gyve]

2/2

[gyve]

Uh
No

I mean one item on your to-do list at a time
One part of the arcade

[fessus]

Ah right

[ ... ]

Can you cook?

[gyve]

( .........., )

No

But how hard could it be
I watched my mother and my friend cook all the time
They wouldn't let me help though

[fessus]

Bc you're a man

[ has given up on making this a question ]

[gyve]

I didn't cook because I ate my mom's cooking
Then I was served war rations
What's your excuse

[fessus]

Calm down or tell me I'm wrong

My excuse is that I ate my friend's cooking so we're even, and after that I still have to learn to make pizza and put together a whole business so you're actually coming out ahead, congrats

[gyve]

You're accusing me of something and I don't appreciate it
Back off

You think my job isn't difficult or something

[fessus]

[ ugh...... ]

No I don't think that

So don't say cooking can't be hard when I haven't done it before

1/2

[gyve]

Fine
Whatever

2/2

[gyve]

Sorry

Maybe there is a beginner recipe

[fessus]

[ jiiiiii ]

My bad too

Yeah idk that or maybe I buy frozen pizzas and reheat them?

[gyve]

Don't worry about it

( ... )

But can't they just do that at home
It defeats the purpose of going somewhere to eat

I'll help you find something
Open internet
Search pizza recipe
Search pineapple
Search pepperonis
Select

What's your favourite pizza

[fessus]

[ .......... ]

You know if you don't close the text tab everything you say still goes straight to me

Do you know that

[gyve]

What
No

( NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

Why would I know that
No one told me that's what happens

[fessus]

[ ]

Well this is me telling you so one whole person has your back ig, you're welcome

What's pineapple? If I'm getting pizza I'm getting meat toppings

[gyve]

There are far more things I don't know than things I do know

( ... )

Bah

A pineapple is a fruit and that sounds unpalatable in a savoury recipe
So I want meat too
And a hot pepper

This recipe looks complicated though
You have to make bread first

[fessus]

So I have to put a spicy meat pizza on the menu huh......

If I do that you're ordering it, otherwise I'm wasting my time and resources. Idk why I'd make bread though, it's an ingredient on its own