@shash

[gyve]

I was shown by Noctis how to adjust my implant's text-to-speech settings
It's my hope that by the end of the week very few of you will sound like an overenthusiastic woman
Select the voice you want to be represented by using the link below
It'll go a long way in helping me to distinguish your messages from other people's

Thanks

[LINK]

( kaladin's implant reads to him in tiktok's "female-original" voice, but there are so many more to choose from. if you're savvy, you can even record clips of your own and have them uploaded so that it's your voice—personally—telling this idiot to stop using bar soap to wash his hair.

feel free to go wild with it. he'll have no fucking idea. )

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@xXdarkwarriorXx

[fessus]

No "thank you, Noctis" huh

[gyve]

( just this face & tone )

Thank you Noctis

@fursuit (with a sebastian cameo)

[fursuit]

wait seriously you've been using shit like THIS to get my messages???

I just put in my name and like I don't expect a lot when it comes to people pronouncing nahuatl don't get me wrong but that's the worst one I've ever heard

gimme confidence or serious since those are the only kind of normal ones

also special request use "lord cringe" for that guy sebastian

[ that one's for you, silco ♥ ]

[gyve]

It's not like I have a choice
Just say all your language's words to me in person so I know what they actually sound like

( he's been pronouncing tezcatlipoca's name like a rich white girl this whole time )

The last thing I want to do is give you a bigger ego
So I'll choose serious and see how that one works out

As for Sebastian
I suppose he does seem rather lordly

( changes them... )

[fessus]

No problem

I'll send an invoice lol

[gyve]

With how much work I did at the arcade I think we're even
Don't you

Not here

[zauneyete]

[ BESTIE 💖 he's laughing shittily over it ]

[fessus]

I said you could have three free soft drinks any time you wanna redeem them

[gyve]

The soft drinks are too sweet
If I want something carbonated I'll drink a beer

Some wine is okay

[fessus]

Forget it the price is totally different

[ ... ]

One free beer

[fursuit]

[ he's never been so (unknowingly) grateful that he's gotten nicknamed instead... ]

yeah was gonna ask about that too. not having a choice knocks out the possibility of using this for fun so can't read it I'm guessing?

[ not that it's clear in text, but there's no judgement on that from him. widespread literacy is very much a recent phenomenon, so it doesn't strike him as odd, save for his simple assumption that part of LILITH's chips included some of it. ]

and I'll ignore the ego comment since you took my suggestion for lord cringe

[gyve]

Is one beer really worth three soft drinks
This is way more effort to go through when you could just accept that we're even

[fessus]

Then I wouldn't get an IOU for a beer which is a way better deal for me

[ just says it..... ]

[gyve]

Ignoring the ego comment
That's very humble of you

( hahahahaha )

I never learned to read
It's a feminine art
Though glyphs and glyph pairs I can manage
Those are like pictographs

[gyve]

Wait
You get the beer
I thought I was getting the beer

You said I'd get three soft drinks for helping with the arcade and I haven't even gotten one yet
So if you owe me a beer and I owe you a beer THEN WE'RE EVEN

[fursuit]

that so? interesting. most of the time it's the opposite, if they can read at all. most of my people couldn't.

you want to learn?

[gyve]

They couldn't
Not even the women

( a question he thinks is important—if not for him, then others. vorin kingdoms are strict, but beyond their borders, both men and women can learn to read and write.

other worlds engage in this form of equality, too. )

I get by well enough with the implant
Literacy would take years for me to achieve and what would I use this language for back home
No it doesn't make sense

@BAD DADDY

[zauneyete]

I didn't realize you were having the machine read it off for you.

[ before you think this is going to go sympathetically: ]

I'll make sure to make mine longer from now on. No need to be terse when I can take up your entire day with these, don't you think?

[fessus]

[ ]

What are you even talking about rn

1/3

[gyve]

( sighs......................

GETS READY TO ARGUE— )

2/3

[gyve]

3/3

[gyve]

DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
KEEP SCROLLING

CHUMP

1/2

[gyve]

( ... wait. what is he talking about? how did this even start? )

2/2

[gyve]

Uh
I can't remember and I don't know how to go back to find out

[zauneyete]

A luxury I apparently have that you do not.

[ THERE IT IS ]