@shash

[gyve]

I was shown by Noctis how to adjust my implant's text-to-speech settings
It's my hope that by the end of the week very few of you will sound like an overenthusiastic woman
Select the voice you want to be represented by using the link below
It'll go a long way in helping me to distinguish your messages from other people's

Thanks

[LINK]

( kaladin's implant reads to him in tiktok's "female-original" voice, but there are so many more to choose from. if you're savvy, you can even record clips of your own and have them uploaded so that it's your voice—personally—telling this idiot to stop using bar soap to wash his hair.

feel free to go wild with it. he'll have no fucking idea. )

Comments

[uncourteous]

Tragically, I found out today how petty of a man you really are.

Are you normally the sort to throw a tantrum when things don't go your way? It seems you might do better with a little timeout. Since you act like a child, you should be treated as one.

[gyve]

Don't like don't read
Keep scrolling

[uncourteous]

Did someone teach you that?

How has it been working for you thus far?

[gyve]

It's working very poorly because I'd prefer to tell you you're all idiots
Unfortunately I'm really trying to make this one work

So go practice your evil laugh in a mirror or something

text -> voice

[uncourteous]

Does what you've said just now not count as a failure?
You've all but revealed your hand, Sir Shash.

Why would I do that when...

[ calling you... right now, brb. ]

1/2

[gyve]

( stares at the call screen...

WWND? )

2/2

[gyve]

( well, that's easy. noctis wouldn't pick up.

CALL DECLINED. )

[uncourteous]

[ how dare kaladin...

he's calling again. ]

[gyve]

( CALL DECLINED.

...

CALLING CALLISTO REGULUS. )

voice

[uncourteous]

[ he doesn't deny the call, but he lets it ring up until the final millisecond.

without even waiting for so much as a peep on the other line, he already begins speaking. ]

Apparently, you're a hard man to reach. Do you not think you are being quite rude for a man who spoke so much about apologies and making amends. I suppose no one's feelings matter to you, but your own.

[ his feelings aren't actually hurt, but he certainly likes to act. ]

Re: voice

[gyve]

( ........ hangs up on him )

1/2

[uncourteous]

[ excusE ME? ]

[uncourteous]

[ calling him right back...

this song and dance... ]

[gyve]

( CALL DECLINED. )

back to text...

[uncourteous]

Do you not think this is a touch immature, Sir Shash?

[gyve]

Don't like
Don't call

Why would I engage with you if you're going to be a bastard for no reason
I'll pass

( chooses the teen girl way out )

[uncourteous]

I do like, so I will continue to call.
You are offering me that option, are you not?

By the way, I have been wondering, have I wronged you in any way?

Who knew some men hated honesty to such a degree.

[gyve]

( decisively refuses to answer!!!!! )

[uncourteous]

[ don't worry, he will simply offset this by sending him virtual greeting cards that are set to open exactly at 2 am, 3 am, 4 am on the dot. the power of the mind library.

i tried to find a link for one, but all i got are like muppets singing greeting cards

actually yeah, let's go with that. ]

[gyve]

( in the middle of the night, kaladin finally snaps. reinvigorated, he leaves his quarters to ask one of the late-night staff members to teach him how to block someone.

and then commits to the act immediately.

THIS MESSAGE COULD NOT BE DELIVERED. )