@shash

[gyve]

I was shown by Noctis how to adjust my implant's text-to-speech settings
It's my hope that by the end of the week very few of you will sound like an overenthusiastic woman
Select the voice you want to be represented by using the link below
It'll go a long way in helping me to distinguish your messages from other people's

Thanks

[LINK]

( kaladin's implant reads to him in tiktok's "female-original" voice, but there are so many more to choose from. if you're savvy, you can even record clips of your own and have them uploaded so that it's your voice—personally—telling this idiot to stop using bar soap to wash his hair.

feel free to go wild with it. he'll have no fucking idea. )

Comments

[fessus]

Maybe exposure will get you used to not caring as much then since you're gonna go nuts otherwise

Cats like their space but they also know when you don't like them back. They pick up energy yk

[gyve]

I'm already nuts

( fuckin morose )

But I'll keep trying it

I can't do anything about the cat though
I've been nothing but polite about her
Why can't she pick up that energy

[fessus]

Okay well maybe the kind of nuts I can't deal with bc right now you're still tolerable

[ read: you're now my friend forever ]

For a guy with cat vibes you really don't get it

Would you care if I was polite if I obviously hated you

[gyve]

Cat vibes

( is he........... BEING DISSED???????? )

I don't hate her
I just don't want to touch her
She's covered in hair

( like polo smfh )

And her eyes look like they're going to come out of her head

[fessus]

Wtf

You're covered in hair too fyi

[ HOW DARE YOU that's my CHILD!! ]

[gyve]

Not that kind of hair
Fur

I don't like it
I don't care what you people have to say about it
It's unnerving

[fessus]

Okay well you can hate every other thing with fur you see and idc, how's that

But if you include her in the list then you deserve all the attitude she gives you

[gyve]

What'd I just say
I said I don't hate her

Whatever
Fine
I'll just get over it

[fessus]

[ oh yeah... he did........ ]

Look you can give her her fave snacks next time, maybe that'll help

You don't have to touch her

Just got back to the arcade btw so I'm figuring out the beer one sec

[gyve]

( ... tries to shake off his crankiness... )

Whatever
I guess I can try that
Probably won't do any good

( GROUSE GROUSE TSUN TSUN )

I forgot you have beer there on tap
There was a kitchen too wasn't there

[fessus]

Fine don't do it then since you already decided

Don't remind me about the kitchen either, people keep trying to order pizza before I'm ready. It's a WIP

[gyve]

I said I was going to
So I'm going to

Do you even know how to make the pizza

( the pizza )

[fessus]

[ is this what I sound like when I complain... IS IT ]

Literally why would I know that

It's one more thing on my tdl which is getting longer every time I try to make a move

[ proceeds to complain more ]

[gyve]

( it 100% is... welcome to gladio's hell )

I don't know
You confidently referenced the pizza
I thought you knew

What are you saying to me anyway
On your what

[fessus]

Yeah I confidently know what it is, I confidently know how to eat it

You know how to get dressed, does that mean you know how to make clothes?

[ okay Noctis REIN IT IN ]

TDL. To-do list

Sorry

[gyve]

Storms you could've just said no I don't know how to make the pizza

( SUCH A GIRL )

Might be better to focus on one section at a time
Break it down into pieces and work on one till it's done
Then move on

[fessus]

[ huh ]

Like make one slice of the pizza at a time

[ ............,, ]

Idk that sounds wrong

1/2

[gyve]

2/2

[gyve]

Uh
No

I mean one item on your to-do list at a time
One part of the arcade

[fessus]

Ah right

[ ... ]

Can you cook?

[gyve]

( .........., )

No

But how hard could it be
I watched my mother and my friend cook all the time
They wouldn't let me help though

[fessus]

Bc you're a man

[ has given up on making this a question ]

[gyve]

I didn't cook because I ate my mom's cooking
Then I was served war rations
What's your excuse

[fessus]

Calm down or tell me I'm wrong

My excuse is that I ate my friend's cooking so we're even, and after that I still have to learn to make pizza and put together a whole business so you're actually coming out ahead, congrats

[gyve]

You're accusing me of something and I don't appreciate it
Back off

You think my job isn't difficult or something