@shash

[gyve]

I was shown by Noctis how to adjust my implant's text-to-speech settings
It's my hope that by the end of the week very few of you will sound like an overenthusiastic woman
Select the voice you want to be represented by using the link below
It'll go a long way in helping me to distinguish your messages from other people's

Thanks

[LINK]

( kaladin's implant reads to him in tiktok's "female-original" voice, but there are so many more to choose from. if you're savvy, you can even record clips of your own and have them uploaded so that it's your voice—personally—telling this idiot to stop using bar soap to wash his hair.

feel free to go wild with it. he'll have no fucking idea. )

Comments

[fessus]

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What are you even talking about rn

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[gyve]

( ... wait. what is he talking about? how did this even start? )

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[gyve]

Uh
I can't remember and I don't know how to go back to find out

[fessus]

Oh

Look I don't get the beer, you get the beer and then you owe me a favor later, that's how it's working rn

[gyve]

Fine
Whatever you say

What kind of beer is good here

( yeah, noctis. recommend him a beer. )

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[fessus]

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[fessus]

There's a good dark one we have

[ yeah... the dark one... ]

[gyve]

A good dark one

( ... )

Is it bitter
Is it sweet
What

[fessus]

It's beer??

Obviously it's bitter

[gyve]

Some beers aren't bitter Noctis

[fessus]

Nice try

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[gyve]

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[gyve]

You've never had a beer before in your life have you

[fessus]

Wow okay what's with the inquisition all of a sudden

I can ask you personal questions about your life too yk

[gyve]

Yes you have that capability

Just admit you've never had a beer

[fessus]

No

[ pERSONALLY AFFRONTED ]

[gyve]

Well you're going to have to accept there's more than one type then
I don't know what else to say

[fessus]

I already told you I had a dark bitter one for you, idk why you're making it into smth

[gyve]

Making it into what
A big deal
You're the one in denial

Forget it
I'd like the dark bitter one anyway

[fessus]

Great have that one and I'm taking the IOU, done

Are people picking voices yet or nah

[gyve]

Yeah whatever
Done

As for people picking voices
Some are
Some are mocking me
It's to be expected

What are you doing

[fessus]

You're using "keep scrolling" right?

I'm looking for cat stuff for the arcade, figured she could use a bigger space to hang out in sometimes

[gyve]

I tried to use it but I didn't do a good job

( DEPRESSED... I ARGUED AGAIN... )

Should Chauncey really be allowed to roam freely through there
What if someone steals her

[fessus]

How? Wait don't tell me, you kept responding after

And she's tougher than she looks ftr but I'd have her in the offices, there's a big unused space back there I could do smth with

[gyve]

Yes I kept responding after
I don't like it when they're smug and pretend they've won something

( describing every troll................ )

That sounds comfortable though
Maybe something for her to hide under
She hides a lot