@shash

[gyve]

I was shown by Noctis how to adjust my implant's text-to-speech settings
It's my hope that by the end of the week very few of you will sound like an overenthusiastic woman
Select the voice you want to be represented by using the link below
It'll go a long way in helping me to distinguish your messages from other people's

Thanks

[LINK]

( kaladin's implant reads to him in tiktok's "female-original" voice, but there are so many more to choose from. if you're savvy, you can even record clips of your own and have them uploaded so that it's your voice—personally—telling this idiot to stop using bar soap to wash his hair.

feel free to go wild with it. he'll have no fucking idea. )

Comments

[powderkegs]

Eh, it's funny to leave them in suspense as it slowly unfurls.

[gyve]

Right
Well good luck with that

And with your father
He's a hard man

[powderkegs]

Heyyyy now. That's my dad you're talking about.

I know exactly who he is.

[gyve]

So you know he's a hard man
Zero new facts were shared between us

[powderkegs]

How did you think this was gonna go?

You open up my eyes about Silco? I see the light and everything gets fixed?

Are you really that daft?

[gyve]

Uh

No

I just called Silco a hard man because he factually is one
Then I asked about Zaun and I asked about your finger
What about our conversation points to me trying to convince you of something or fix anything

Call me daft if you like but you're wrong about my motivations

[powderkegs]

So. Factually, you have lousy social skills.

C'mon. You were really going to do my old man dirty like that to me?

[gyve]

Yes
Factually I do have lousy social skills
Good observation

But dirty
I don't know what you're talking about
I wasn't even originally talking to you
You showed up and all I did was ask about your home because Silco wanted me to

[powderkegs]

Yeah I can see why you two hard heads don't get anywhere.