ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

@anonymousrat

[zauneyete]

Who is the most pathetic Outsider?

My vote is for Ereshkigal. Try to convince me otherwise.

[vivisexual]

You're voting for a literal Death Goddess as most pathetic?

[zauneyete]

Have you spoken to her for more than her silly little introduction?

[vivisexual]

A little bit. Are you calling her pathetic because she's easy to frazzle and a hopeless romantic?

@anonymousbee

[stonehearts]

She’s only good at her job when she’s out of her mind insane, so yeah? That’s the definition of pathetic

@goddess of death

[queenofkur]

[ There is always that one person who doesn't post anonymously to an anon post. ]

Accuse me of all the world's evils if you will,
But I have and always shall conduct my duties to the perfection.
Not once have I abandoned my duties ever since I came into existence,
And all souls under my care are treated equally and fairly.

You are in your right to call me pathetic and to detest me,
But I shall not stand for people to say I am not good at my job.

@anonymousspider

[vivisexual]

Do... Do you think a Death God's job is to create dead people?

Generally, Ereshkigal included I'm fairly sure, their role is to oversee the transition from life to death and then to govern the dead within the underworld.

@anonymouslimabean

[gimu]

if you mean in terms of physical strength, i have to disagree.

that would be silco

[vivisexual]

Oh definitely. I think most of us could snap him like a twig.

@anonymousrat

[zauneyete]

I didn't set a criteria, thank you. Perhaps LILITH should make their choices more carefully, if we're focused on only physicality.

[🤬]

@anonymousghost

[shadowban]

physical strength doesn't matter if you can't think your way out of a paper bag.

@anonymousduck

[voidbound]

+1

@anonymousgoose

[harboredfeelings]

Yuji, obviously.

Not a lot of Outsiders out there that can throw a tantrum like that one.

@anonymousspider

[vivisexual]

He's cute so I say he gets a pass.

[gimu]

where are you

@anonymousrat

[zauneyete]

I don't know about that one... what sort of tantrum?

[ he saw him eat an embryo that kid is hardcore ]

@anonyuu

[saudadist]

That's not true! Yuji-san is nice and sweet and smells good!

@kon, text.

[shadowban]

de-anon and drop a location.

@anonymouspenguin

[curingidiocy]

Honestly, I agree. She had a full blown crash out that almost took out the world, that's gotta be some sort of record.

@vessel NOT ANON

[eyescar]

that's not her fault
i've done the same thing and people don't bring me up

the fact that she's kept going is strong, not pathetic.

so if you have a problem with eresh-chan you can deal with me

@ anonymousoctopus

[fursuit]

hi silco

@anonymousspider

[vivisexual]

Lol

@anonymousrat

[zauneyete]

I don't know why you all think you're so clever for drawing that conclusion.

[ he knows he ain't anon ]

anonymous anteater

[lostdestiny]

You

@anonymousrat

[zauneyete]

Yes, yes. Get in line. I'm already all over here.