(Accidental) Text. un: kensei

[keihatsu]

[ For no reason, a new user just posts this in the network: ]

DO WARM-UPS!

BARBELL SQUATS (SUMO STANCE)

- FIRST SET 10 REPS

- SECOND SET 9 REPS

- THIRD SET 8 REPS

BARBELL GOOD MORNINGS (HIGH BAR)

- FIRST SET 9 REPS

- SECOND SET 8 REPS

WALKING LUNGES (GLUTE FOCUSED, BARBELL)

- FIRST SET 24 REPS

- SECOND SET 24 REPS

LEG PRESS

- FIRST SET 16 REPS

- SECOND SET 13 REPS

BODYWEIGHT SQUATS

- 10 REPS

DO COOL-DOWNS!

- USE POOL IF NOBODY IS AROUND!

HOW DO YOU
DELETE
DELETE!
DAMN IT DAMN IT!
IGNORE THIS!

[ Shizuka is still getting used to the network, now her schemes of building a bakery is made public. She sits in panic alone in her Revelation bedroom. Oh no. She made an ass of herself. Now she's gonna be the butt of every joke. She can never put this behind her. ]

Comments

text ↩️ un: sugarcane

[seafloor]

Nice routine.

And welcome to the Accidental Broadcast Club.

[ That's it, three of them have done it so now it deserves to be an actual organization. ]

[keihatsu]

WHAT AN AWFUL BASIS FOR A CLUB

[ As usual, figures of speech just nyoom past her head ]

[seafloor]

Just a suggestion, but try asking your implant to "deactivate caps lock" and see what happens to your texts.

[ He might as well be helpful. ]

text; un: Goldilocks

[likemybooks]

This is your actual warmup routine??

I'm just going to borrow this, okay? [Never mind that he does not exercise this much normally.]

[keihatsu]

NO
THIS IS A FULL EXERCISE

[likemybooks]

I mean you'd have to exercise every part of your body for it to be something worthwhile.

So are you following up with the rest, since you've educated us already?

un: shiro

[cranekin]

You have to make another post to hide the original.

(liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar)

[keihatsu]

ANOTHER POST?
WHAT SHOULD I EVEN POST?

[cranekin]

Pictures of food and cats are popular these days.

text; un: ice snap

[bowtography]

This is just for warm-ups??

[keihatsu]

NO
THIS IS A FULL EXERCISE

un: hunter

[leveling]

Do you do this everyday?
Wow.
What do you look like?

[ HE JUST WANT TO TALK FACE TO FACE... but it sure does sound like he wants pics, this is fine. Sure, Jinwoo could look up Shizuka's profile but honestly, he's not too good at using this technology himself. ]

[keihatsu]

NOT EVERYDAY
AND WHAT I LOOK LIKE DOESN'T MATTER

text; un:goddess of death

[queenofkur]

Do you see now? If you had familiarized yourself with the network's inner workings rather than call those who do "fools," this would not have happened.

[keihatsu]

[ She fixes the caps lock. She can't look worse around this girl, after all ]

You're comparing a minor mistake to a delusion of being divinity.
That word still fits you then, fool.

text, un: risk

[kubricks]

I don't think it's been deleted or ignored.

[keihatsu]

I can see that

[ Oh well, at least it's not one of her deepest, darkest secrets like how she loves cute things and wants a body pillow so she can sleep better. ]

un: girlboss

[plagiarists]

you can delete it now
i've already made a copy, so i can spam the network with this every single day 🫰
i mean
you can delete it if you can

Re: un: girlboss

[keihatsu]

I do not like you

[ She's lying, of course she likes Sooyoung. But why does she feel like being teased here? Because she is. Unfortunately for her, she's slow when coming up with good clap-backs. But fortunately for her, Sooyoung cannot she the embarrassment painted on Shizuka's face. She's really pouting hard in her room right now. ]

@hearse

[wheft]

Are you that conscious when it comes to the pool? No one's going to care.

[keihatsu]

No

[ Lies ]

I just don't want someone getting in my way.
I like having it to myself.

[ More lies ]

text; @curse

[gimu]

it's a good routine.
how do you make the text bigger like that?

[keihatsu]

It just did.
This damned implant read my thoughts and translated it to all capitals.

text; @rodya

[axethrows]

Ooh, sharing your routine with the class?
Too bad, I think this is up here forever so you can't delete it.

[There is probably a way, but she doesn't know it sooo-]

[keihatsu]

So it would seem.

[ Shizuka doesn't feel the need to correct and say she wasn't trying to share it publicly, she's already tired from her own embarrassment. ]

At least others can take inspiration from it.
Or use it as a cautionary tale.