(Accidental) Text. un: kensei

[keihatsu]

[ For no reason, a new user just posts this in the network: ]

DO WARM-UPS!

BARBELL SQUATS (SUMO STANCE)

- FIRST SET 10 REPS

- SECOND SET 9 REPS

- THIRD SET 8 REPS

BARBELL GOOD MORNINGS (HIGH BAR)

- FIRST SET 9 REPS

- SECOND SET 8 REPS

WALKING LUNGES (GLUTE FOCUSED, BARBELL)

- FIRST SET 24 REPS

- SECOND SET 24 REPS

LEG PRESS

- FIRST SET 16 REPS

- SECOND SET 13 REPS

BODYWEIGHT SQUATS

- 10 REPS

DO COOL-DOWNS!

- USE POOL IF NOBODY IS AROUND!

HOW DO YOU
DELETE
DELETE!
DAMN IT DAMN IT!
IGNORE THIS!

[ Shizuka is still getting used to the network, now her schemes of building a bakery is made public. She sits in panic alone in her Revelation bedroom. Oh no. She made an ass of herself. Now she's gonna be the butt of every joke. She can never put this behind her. ]

Comments

text ↩️ un: sugarcane

[seafloor]

Nice routine.

And welcome to the Accidental Broadcast Club.

[ That's it, three of them have done it so now it deserves to be an actual organization. ]

text; un: Goldilocks

[likemybooks]

This is your actual warmup routine??

I'm just going to borrow this, okay? [Never mind that he does not exercise this much normally.]

un: shiro

[cranekin]

You have to make another post to hide the original.

(liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar)

text; un: ice snap

[bowtography]

This is just for warm-ups??

un: hunter

[leveling]

Do you do this everyday?
Wow.
What do you look like?

[ HE JUST WANT TO TALK FACE TO FACE... but it sure does sound like he wants pics, this is fine. Sure, Jinwoo could look up Shizuka's profile but honestly, he's not too good at using this technology himself. ]

[keihatsu]

WHAT AN AWFUL BASIS FOR A CLUB

[ As usual, figures of speech just nyoom past her head ]

[keihatsu]

NO
THIS IS A FULL EXERCISE

[keihatsu]

NO
THIS IS A FULL EXERCISE

[keihatsu]

ANOTHER POST?
WHAT SHOULD I EVEN POST?

[keihatsu]

NOT EVERYDAY
AND WHAT I LOOK LIKE DOESN'T MATTER

[seafloor]

Just a suggestion, but try asking your implant to "deactivate caps lock" and see what happens to your texts.

[ He might as well be helpful. ]

text; un:goddess of death

[queenofkur]

Do you see now? If you had familiarized yourself with the network's inner workings rather than call those who do "fools," this would not have happened.

[keihatsu]

I HATE THIS

[ Shizuka does exactly that, though. She'd thank him, but she doesn't know what "thank you" is ]

This technology is far too primitive

[keihatsu]

[ She fixes the caps lock. She can't look worse around this girl, after all ]

You're comparing a minor mistake to a delusion of being divinity.
That word still fits you then, fool.

[likemybooks]

I mean you'd have to exercise every part of your body for it to be something worthwhile.

So are you following up with the rest, since you've educated us already?

[seafloor]

I think that's a first from me.
Everyone's either well-adapted to this tech or thinks it's super advanced.
What do they have back where you're from?

[leveling]

Then how many times a week?
How can you use capital letters all the time?

[ Asking only the most important questions here. ]

[queenofkur]

Delusion? Sinful mortal!

The only delusion is believing your mistake was minor!

[ She'd hoped to get back at her, and she's already on the defensive!! That network thing is awful. ]

[keihatsu]

Oh?
How is it not a minor mistake?
It's just a to-do-list accidentally posted publicly

[ Shizuka smelled blood and suddenly she's not so shy about this whole thing anymore. Funny how that works. ]

[keihatsu]

[ Kaito had to remind her to knock it off with the all caps, which is another drop of embarrassment she'll have to deal with. It's such a good thing this is over text. She sighs a big sigh and just answers the workout question. ]

I focus on my lower body three times a week.
Twice for my upper body.
Then I rest for a day.

[keihatsu]

I'M AWARE.
THIS DAY IS JUST FOR LOWER BODY.
I'LL DO ARMS AND BACK TOMORROW.

[ Give her a sec to adjust the all caps. She's not shouting at all. Just internally. ]

[keihatsu]

Clean cities.
Starships.
People in many planets.

[ It's a long and grim story as to how that happened, and she isn't about to share that here. But at least her mind is distracted from the embarrassment and Kaito is not making comments about her butt, or butts in general. She's growing to respect him a little. Soon enough she'll give him basic respect. ]

Actually good food

[ She adds, just to change the subject a little. ]

[seafloor]

Well, there's some crossover with my home!
Still, interstellar travel...
That's amazing. I'm from a civilization less advanced than this one.
...Cleaner, though.
Definitely cleaner.

[ He's sure the road to space travel was probably paved with a lot of strife, but it doesn't seem like the best time to inquire after that, especially considering... ]

Is that your daily workout routine?
Or do you switch it up for variety's sake?

[likemybooks]

[He will take this as a promise for more workout suggestions.]

It's fine, there's no need to shout.

[bowtography]

That you didn't want to share with the world, huh.