video | @that's humerus

[vivisexual]

[In a picture perfect seiza, Yugamu waves politely to start the video.]

Hello, everyone! I've spoken to a few of you already, but I wanted to try and make a more professional first impression!

[Putting his hand down primly on his lap, and smiling brightly in a way that could not possibly prepare you for what he's about to say;]

My name is Yugamu Omokage, and while I'm a professional assassin, currently, my goal is to become a doctor! If anyone has any tips on how to best further my education, I'd love to hear it! That said, if any of you are personally offended by Dr Spim's conscientious bedside manner like Mr. Silco, I'm happy to provide an alternative, I have lots of hands on surgical experience!

[This absolutely needless shot at Silco is offered completely blithely like it's funny to him, rather than a genuine mean spirited critique of the man.]

The other thing I'd like to ask after is information about the kaiju. I know there's some on public record, but I'm curious to get more personal accounts, particularly if anyone else has tried taking them apart or tested any toxins on them!

In any case, I look forward to working with all of you! My previous monster killing experience was with people my age so I hope to learn a lot here.

Comments

@nice toy

[fursuit]

hahahaha

what the fuck but also fuck yeah

seems like LILITH finally listened to my letters to bring cooler people

[vivisexual]

[Being complemented actually throws him off his rhythm to be honest.]

Oh! Thank you, I suppose?

( video | un: fishbones )

[powderkegs]

[ hm. looks like her dad didn't do anything stupid. she hopes. ]

Ohh, but a docssassin sounds way neater.

[vivisexual]

[No Yugamu likes him very much so far.]

Hmm... That does have a certain charm to it.

You're thinking "heal with one hand, harm with the other"?

@nightshitty

[mikoshi]

"Hey everyone, I kill people for a living! Also, let me in your guts." Think we gotta work on your bedside manner too.

[vivisexual]

I was merely offering!

Besides, an efficient killer also has to become intimately familiar with anatomy and the workings of a human body, especially one working with poisons as I do. Knowing how to kill a person often means you know how to treat attempts to do so by others, you know?

@kuzunoha14

[the_fourteenth]

Wouldn't being an assassin and a doctor be a conflict of interest?

[vivisexual]

Ah, sorry, I should clarify, my most recent form of employment was as an assassin, but once I'm properly trained, I'd like the switch careers to a doctor! I don't actually plan to do both at once. Probably.

@BAD DADDY; voice

[zauneyete]

[ don't u dare say anything about his username ]

Should I be insulted that you brought me up as an example?

[ he SAW what you said to tezca he is NOT addressing it ]

not here

[fursuit]

[ hehehe ]

[vivisexual]

[He is absolutely not ignoring that username.]

I don't know, Daddy, do you not stand by what you said? Shouldn't you be flattered I have you in my thoughts, Daddy?

@dsvoid

[voidbound]

You were skilled when we fought. Maybe you should return to the park and collect samples from there.

[vivisexual]

[A compliment.... Good thing Daybit's opting for text so he won't see Yugamu blush.]

Oh, don't worry, I already did! I've looked at a few specimens myself, but I wanted to get a sense of what research already has been done here as well.

( TEXT. ) un: MONEY$HOT

[assassinsgreed]

you could scam people easy this way

_{[ his train of thought ]}

[vivisexual]

[Interesting.]

How do you mean? I'm curious.

@litanytime | video

[mace_pray_love]

[Jessica stares at the video, watches it a second time just to make sure she's got all this right. Deep breath. Ok, well, it's never too late for someone to turn their life around, right? WHO IS SHE KIDDING, THIS KID LOOKS HER AGE, HOW IS HE ALREADY CHANGING CAREERS???

Nope, channeling the love and forgiveness of the benevolent goddess Althena. Encouraging. Calm. DON'T YELL AT HIM.]

H-hi, we haven't met yet. I'm Jessica. It's great that you're changing paths, but maybe... don't lead with 'I used to kill people' if you want people to put their lives in your hands.

My healing comes from prayers, so I can't help with learning how to be a doctor, but it sounds like there's schools here. Maybe you could enroll.

[vivisexual]

[Help he's already giving her a crisis.]

If people want a more straightforward doctor, Dr. Spim should suit them just fine! I was establishing myself as a distinct alternative for shadier types. [Like Silco, thus the namedrop.]

I suppose I aught to look into the schools here, though it's always a drag the way I have to restrain myself in polite society. With all of you, I have a lot more freedom to be openly myself. I think that sort of freedom is important, don't you?

un: honorary babygirl

[byoukyu]

People really post everything on the internet these days, huh...

[vivisexual]

[ESKI THIS USERNAME]

I believe in being honest with my teammates! If I'm going to ask them to trust me in battle I can't be keeping secrets.

@kon, text.

[shadowban]

if you learn magic, you could merge careers and be a necromancer.

[vivisexual]

I suppose, but personally I'm not really interested in disrupting the eternal rest of the dead.

@Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

that's a hell of a 180 you're doing there, going from assassin to doctor!

[So sayeth the hypocrite.]

no offense but I think you're gonna be hard-pressed to find patients who'll trust someone that previously killed for a living. what made you want to change your vocation?

[vivisexual]

Don't you think it's a poetic 180, though?

[Going from taking lives to saving them...]

I'm just not really interested in such impersonal killing. If I'm going to kill someone, I want it to be someone I care about, someone who wants to kill me just as much.

[This... Isn't helping his case.]

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[vorous]

_{[ He could read all of that but he hones onto one particular thing: ]}

I like your codename! That's really funny!

_{[ says the guy that had to compile his sister's bones together after she had been digested by a dragon and had a great time doing it. ]}

[vivisexual]

[Help his autistic selective reading. King.]

Don't you mean it's humerus? Hehe.

@selfdestructive

[egraegis]

Hello. I'm Athrun. [To the point, sorry.]

There is currently a group dedicated to all manner of research, including the kaiju. Dr. Ratio is the primary head of the group, and there's been a lot happening the last few months, so there's been some... delays, but we should be getting back to work in the coming days. Our current project priority is improving the suits meant to protect against rift effects. We've collected all manner of kaiju samples and parts - those that are viable, at least - for this purpose.

I'm not aware of any testing of toxins, but it's possible. If not, I'd be interested in seeing the results.

[vivisexual]

Oh, so there is another doctor here? I'd love to help with this research effort!!! Though, would my lack of professional credentials be an issue?

If not, studying the effects of various toxins on the kaiju is absolutely something I could provide to the effort. I'd also love to meet this Dr. Ratio.

[text] @goddess of death

[queenofkur]

Greetings and welcome,

As the Goddess of Death, I commend you for your career change.
I have never understood why humans feel the need to kill each other.
This cannot lead to living fulfilled existences and finding peace in death.

Unfortunately, I cannot help you in becoming a doctor.
I am fundamentally incompatible with any healing powers.
I shall, however, support you in your endeavors towards becoming a better you.

[vivisexual]

[She doesn't say her name, but, surely there can't be that many gods here, so;]

What a friendly goddess you are for what is often such a feared domain! Not that I have any issue with death myself.

But I'm wondering, are you perhaps the one who had to have the sense knocked back into her to stop you from trying to wipe out humanity?

Voice; UN: @brainsnatcher

[marinatedchicken]

ASSASSIN?! How come ya didn't tell me none'a that?!

Text; @IcyHot

[heir_conditioned]

I haven't heard of anyone testing toxins on them, but I do remember there were toxins in the air at points that were related to one of them. I didn't stop to get details, but I do remember it.

There are also a lot of clinics around that may be able to take you on as apprentices.

audio; @curse

[gimu]

How upstanding. If you haven't already, Spim is an excellent doctor despite possessing not a single thumb.

Which Kaiju do you wish to know about? I have hit many, and can provide a little detail.