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[vivisexual]

[In a picture perfect seiza, Yugamu waves politely to start the video.]

Hello, everyone! I've spoken to a few of you already, but I wanted to try and make a more professional first impression!

[Putting his hand down primly on his lap, and smiling brightly in a way that could not possibly prepare you for what he's about to say;]

My name is Yugamu Omokage, and while I'm a professional assassin, currently, my goal is to become a doctor! If anyone has any tips on how to best further my education, I'd love to hear it! That said, if any of you are personally offended by Dr Spim's conscientious bedside manner like Mr. Silco, I'm happy to provide an alternative, I have lots of hands on surgical experience!

[This absolutely needless shot at Silco is offered completely blithely like it's funny to him, rather than a genuine mean spirited critique of the man.]

The other thing I'd like to ask after is information about the kaiju. I know there's some on public record, but I'm curious to get more personal accounts, particularly if anyone else has tried taking them apart or tested any toxins on them!

In any case, I look forward to working with all of you! My previous monster killing experience was with people my age so I hope to learn a lot here.

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[vivisexual]

All unofficial, hands on experience. I've got plenty of practice doing surgical removals lately.

[byoukyu]

Alright, I gotta ask.
What exactly did you do before you came here?

[vivisexual]

I was one of 15 students chosen for the special defense unit, humanity's last defense against the invaders attempting to wipe us all out.

[byoukyu]

(You know, considering where he's from, this honestly isn't the weirdest thing he's heard. Like, who is he to judge given his own history and that of his comrades back home?)

Invaders? You mean like other people or the "from space" kind?

[vivisexual]

Not sure! Our commanding officer was killed shortly after we were recruited so he wasn't able to answer any of our burning questions.

[byoukyu]

That's rough buddy.

Eski I can't believe this is a real tag

[vivisexual]

Yeah the guy who replaced him was way worse!

We killed them too though.

i didn't come here to be judged

[byoukyu]

That's even worse!
You know, that makes me wonder how things are going to be here now that we have a new commander...

But exactly how many commanders have YOU had?

[vivisexual]

Oh, the Sponsor wasn't a commanding officer, they just replaced Sirei in that they could control us as they had access to the device that would detonate the bombs in our bodies, along other methods.

[byoukyu]

Hey, can I ask you something?

[vivisexual]

Of course. We're all teammates here.

[byoukyu]

Are you okay?

[vivisexual]

Of course! Why wouldn't I be?

[byoukyu]

(Stop this is depressing now.......)

Yeah?
It just sounds like you've been through a lot is all.

[vivisexual]

Absolutely. But I was more well equipped to deal with all of that given my family business experience.

Plus, I had good friends to help support me. I trust them, which is why I'm not worried about them right now as well.

Besides, I'm here now! So none of that matters at the moment.

[byoukyu]

Well... I get what you mean by having reliable friends.
Still, it sounds pretty rough.
If my friends were in that sort of situation, I'd be worried about them.