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[vivisexual]

[In a picture perfect seiza, Yugamu waves politely to start the video.]

Hello, everyone! I've spoken to a few of you already, but I wanted to try and make a more professional first impression!

[Putting his hand down primly on his lap, and smiling brightly in a way that could not possibly prepare you for what he's about to say;]

My name is Yugamu Omokage, and while I'm a professional assassin, currently, my goal is to become a doctor! If anyone has any tips on how to best further my education, I'd love to hear it! That said, if any of you are personally offended by Dr Spim's conscientious bedside manner like Mr. Silco, I'm happy to provide an alternative, I have lots of hands on surgical experience!

[This absolutely needless shot at Silco is offered completely blithely like it's funny to him, rather than a genuine mean spirited critique of the man.]

The other thing I'd like to ask after is information about the kaiju. I know there's some on public record, but I'm curious to get more personal accounts, particularly if anyone else has tried taking them apart or tested any toxins on them!

In any case, I look forward to working with all of you! My previous monster killing experience was with people my age so I hope to learn a lot here.

Comments

[powderkegs]

Eh, I'm not into those.

They feel weirdly preachy.

[vivisexual]

Docssasin it is then!

[He thinks it's a little silly sounding but why not.]

I'm not terribly interested in continuing the family business, but I suppose if need be from time to time, I'm not entirely opposed.

[powderkegs]

[ silly is fun, at least. ]

What made you change your mind?

[vivisexual]

Well, it's the family business so it's less I changed my mind and more as I grew into myself I developed my own opinion on it.

[Regardless, time to get weird.]

I just find assassination so impersonal. Murder is such an intimate act, I want to save it for someone I care about, someone who wants to kill me just as much!

[powderkegs]

[ hm. ]

Yeah? You looking for your one true murder love?

[vivisexual]

[Oh he lights up at that.]

Yes, exactly! There's no greater romantic act than murder!

[powderkegs]

[ you know what? whacked, but there's something there. ]

What kind of murder? There are levels to the romance of it.

[vivisexual]

[Jinx immediately on his good side for even sort of understanding where he's coming from.]

Hm... I feel like the most romantically appropriate method would depend on the person to some extent...

But I will say, nothing like a "Romeo and Juliet" situation. There's no real romance in a misunderstanding. I want my beloved to struggle desperately until one of us breathes our last, our hands covered in each other's blood!

[powderkegs]

[ she doesn't know what that is, but whatever. she got the gist. ]

Oh, oh, but what if it ends in a giant explosion! With fireworks and light! To symbolize the love!

[vivisexual]

[With complete sincerity;]

I've already experienced death by explosion, I can't say I enjoyed it particularly.

I appreciate your vision, though! Just not to my tastes.

[powderkegs]

[ hold on. ]

You blew up?

How come you're in one piece then?

[vivisexual]

[Most people would be traumatized by this and not want to talk about it. Not Yugamu though.]

Thanks to our hemoanima, my friends and I are able to be revived from death as long as we're on campus and haven't lost all our blood.

[powderkegs]

"Hemoanima"?

[ hemo, blood. anima, animal? soul? hm. ]

That's some crazy science.

[vivisexual]

Mm. Don't ask me to explain it because I don't know much about what it actually is, only that it's the source of our powers and is connected to our blood.

We just woke up at the academy with it having already been implanted in our bodies.

[powderkegs]

[ hm. ]

Maybe it's similar to what LILITH does.

Pretty interesting~.

[vivisexual]

I'll be happy to demonstrate for you sometime! Though, without the dying, there's no Revive-o-Matic to bring me back here.

[powderkegs]

Then how are you gonna demonstrate?

[vivisexual]

Oh, there's other things hemoanima allows me to do besides survive death! It turns our blood into a weapon, essentially.

[powderkegs]

[ hm hm. ]

Yeah, I wanna see! Sign me up for a demo.

[vivisexual]

When do you next have patrol duty? I'll join you for it.

[powderkegs]

[ jinx rolls her shoulders. ]

Probably not long now. I'll text you the deets.