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[In a picture perfect seiza, Yugamu waves politely to start the video.]

Hello, everyone! I've spoken to a few of you already, but I wanted to try and make a more professional first impression!

[Putting his hand down primly on his lap, and smiling brightly in a way that could not possibly prepare you for what he's about to say;]

My name is Yugamu Omokage, and while I'm a professional assassin, currently, my goal is to become a doctor! If anyone has any tips on how to best further my education, I'd love to hear it! That said, if any of you are personally offended by Dr Spim's conscientious bedside manner like Mr. Silco, I'm happy to provide an alternative, I have lots of hands on surgical experience!

[This absolutely needless shot at Silco is offered completely blithely like it's funny to him, rather than a genuine mean spirited critique of the man.]

The other thing I'd like to ask after is information about the kaiju. I know there's some on public record, but I'm curious to get more personal accounts, particularly if anyone else has tried taking them apart or tested any toxins on them!

In any case, I look forward to working with all of you! My previous monster killing experience was with people my age so I hope to learn a lot here.

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you could scam people easy this way

_{[ his train of thought ]}

[Interesting.]

How do you mean? I'm curious.

injure them as an assassin treat them and charge them as a doctor nobody needs to know your identity

No one would hire me as an assassin if my targets got away long enough to be treated by a doctor.

[Yeah that's the main issue here.]

nobody needs to hire you as an assassin just go out and do damage yourself but use the skills you have as an assassin to make it happen

_{[ just go out and assault people, kiddo. ]}

That's not what an assassin does, that's just being a thug. If I used what my parents taught me for that, my mother would kill me. Besides, I'm not interested in indiscriminate violence.

is your mom here?

_{[ Is she in the room with us right now? You could do whatever you want, buddy. ]}

suit yourself seems like a poor choice in career change if that’s the case

[Yugamu's mother specializes in martial arts so as an assassin she kills with her bare hands, she's probably powerful enough to materialize here through sheer force of will.]

No, but I like my parents and don't want to do something they'd disapprove of. I'd just rather kill someone I care about. Assassination is too impersonal for my tastes.

_{[ well this is a bummer 🥱 ]}

you have to go to school to be a doctor, which costs a lot of money but i am sure there’s a lot of back alley doctors who could apprentice you in this world maybe for a fee, maybe for your assassination services if you meet the right shady piece of shit

[Sorru that he's a good boy who cares about others.]

I'm still technically high school age, there's time for me to find the best avenue to pursue my studies! Obviously I could do that, but I'm going to see what other options there are available first. Hell, maybe I could even apprentice under Dr. Spim.

very inspirational

_{[ /s. ]}

plenty of people get hurt here, you’ll have enough of them to practice on

That's what I'm hoping! Though I think a lot of them likely won't trust me to take care of them as an amateur. If only Takumi and Darumi were here to vouch for my surgical abilities....

[His fwiends...]

offer a discount or free while you’re learning hang around the underground parts of this city the black market most of those people won’t mind if you are cutting them a deal

I mean, I wouldn't charge anyone that was brought here by LILITH in the first place, we're teammates! But for locals, that's certainly something I could do to get practice, but I'll still need to find a way to learn everything I still need to know.

_{[ free.99, huh..
Dressing his injury recently on his own was sort of annoying, so.. ]}

i’ll come to you if i get hurt then

[Yay!!! Now he'll get to see Toji's tits.]

Oh good! I'll make sure you're well taken care of, Moneyshot-san.

[He didn't get an actual name, after all.]

i am all about inspiring the youth

_{[ No he is not. He is all about taking advantage of people. ]}

you can call me fushiguro

[Yeah Yugamu can clearly see that is a lie but whatever floats your boat, man.]

Then I'll say hopefully you don't need my services, Fushiguro-san, but if you do, I'll be around!

_{[ oh to be young and optimistic again… wait, Toji was never optimistic.

To be young again, at least. ]}

wouldn’t count on it lotta people hate me here

_{[ gee, cannot imagine why. ]}

Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to think about how to scam people and that wouldn't happen?

doesn’t bother me

_{[ He is literally just trying to do his job and mind his business but sometimes people have grudges.

People being Geto and Gojo and now apparently Choso too? ]}

good luck with everything

[Turns out people don't like it when you try to kill them.]

Thank you! I'll do my best.

[ but also here and extremely judging. ]

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