video | @that's humerus

[vivisexual]

[In a picture perfect seiza, Yugamu waves politely to start the video.]

Hello, everyone! I've spoken to a few of you already, but I wanted to try and make a more professional first impression!

[Putting his hand down primly on his lap, and smiling brightly in a way that could not possibly prepare you for what he's about to say;]

My name is Yugamu Omokage, and while I'm a professional assassin, currently, my goal is to become a doctor! If anyone has any tips on how to best further my education, I'd love to hear it! That said, if any of you are personally offended by Dr Spim's conscientious bedside manner like Mr. Silco, I'm happy to provide an alternative, I have lots of hands on surgical experience!

[This absolutely needless shot at Silco is offered completely blithely like it's funny to him, rather than a genuine mean spirited critique of the man.]

The other thing I'd like to ask after is information about the kaiju. I know there's some on public record, but I'm curious to get more personal accounts, particularly if anyone else has tried taking them apart or tested any toxins on them!

In any case, I look forward to working with all of you! My previous monster killing experience was with people my age so I hope to learn a lot here.

Comments

[vivisexual]

Well, in that case, I can say that circumstances have basically forced me to be proficient in ad hoc field medicine, so I definitely could do that!

[marinatedchicken]

Settled. I'll bring ya the best a tree's got t'offer soon as I find somethin' that isn't mainly metal.

[vivisexual]

You know, to some bird species that would be a show of courtship.

[marinatedchicken]

There's a long pause and Hikaru is considering if he just asked someone to bird marry him.

"...are you a bird?" It's not sarcastic, he's being certain.

[vivisexual]

[Yugamu laughs]

No, I was just sharing a fun fact~

[marinatedchicken]

[ [Whew. Thankfully didn't just bird propose to someone who might've been a bird.] ]

What other kinda things do birds do that's weird like that?

[vivisexual]

[I'd ask how Yugamu could be a bird but it's "hikaru" he probably thinks humans and birds aren't that different looking.]

Hm, well, some birds feed their young by first eating food themselves and then regurgitating some of it into the chicks' mouths!

[marinatedchicken]

[The giant lizard fighting on their side that he's learned about has caused him to try to re-think what might be considered human. It's all very tiring in the end. But it's a compliment at its core.]

Yer kiddin'? Gross!

[Even if he's saying gross, the sound of his voice sounds amused by said gross behaviour.]

I'm gonna look up some other stuff about birds too n' then I'll see if you've heard 'em when I bring yer stuff.

[vivisexual]

[Cute... Weird and cute... Yugamu's down for that combo.]

I'm hardly an expert, human anatomy is more my area than birds, but absolutely feel free.

[marinatedchicken]

[When he meets him, it'll sure be crazy. But, his mind is far from lizards. Or at least technically, since it's still on birds.]

Sound like an expert t' me! Hey if someone doesn't puke into a bird's face t'feed it, then... it can't eat right? It'd just starve?

[vivisexual]

[Just a different kind of reptile really.]

A baby bird, yes. Most baby birds can't fly yet and many of them haven't even opened their eyes, so they're entirely dependent on their parents bringing them back food in some way, I don't think all of them rely on that method.