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[vivisexual]

[In a picture perfect seiza, Yugamu waves politely to start the video.]

Hello, everyone! I've spoken to a few of you already, but I wanted to try and make a more professional first impression!

[Putting his hand down primly on his lap, and smiling brightly in a way that could not possibly prepare you for what he's about to say;]

My name is Yugamu Omokage, and while I'm a professional assassin, currently, my goal is to become a doctor! If anyone has any tips on how to best further my education, I'd love to hear it! That said, if any of you are personally offended by Dr Spim's conscientious bedside manner like Mr. Silco, I'm happy to provide an alternative, I have lots of hands on surgical experience!

[This absolutely needless shot at Silco is offered completely blithely like it's funny to him, rather than a genuine mean spirited critique of the man.]

The other thing I'd like to ask after is information about the kaiju. I know there's some on public record, but I'm curious to get more personal accounts, particularly if anyone else has tried taking them apart or tested any toxins on them!

In any case, I look forward to working with all of you! My previous monster killing experience was with people my age so I hope to learn a lot here.

Comments

[fursuit]

1. have fun. just also do me a favor and share what he says because I’m curious/I think it’ll be funny

2. yeah the whole drinking smoking whatever age thing that’s new for me. the way it worked for the azteca is that if you were old enough to go to war you can do whatever. I still hold to that

especially if it doesn’t even hit you the same way I guess. what do you mean by that?

3. that’s exactly it. I don’t agree with the way she looks at herself but I understand it. not like it’s something you can fix overnight I know but. I like her so I’m gonna give her a hard time is how it works

[vivisexual]

1. Obviously I'll have to do it before your next dinner invitation so I can tell you then?

2. My family have done biological experiments and augmentation on me as long as I can remember. I think probably about 90% of my body parts have been replaced or otherwise enhanced. The liver was to see if it could help me resist and develop immunities to poisons faster!

[fursuit]

ok scratch number one I don’t care about that anymore

what the fuck?

that’s fucked

[vivisexual]

How so?

We use proper surgical procedures and anesthesia, don't worry!

[fursuit]

that’s not the problem here

you said as long as you can remember so I’m guessing you didn’t say “yeah go ahead”

also smaller point but it’s a waste of perfectly good organs

[vivisexual]

But people do surgery on children, even infants, all the time? This isn't really any different.

Knowing my family I'm sure the spare organs were put to good use.

[fursuit]

pretty sure it's different but whatever

if you don't care then I guess it's fine

minus the experiments part not sure about that one

[vivisexual]

Well, it makes me even better equipped to contribute to our kaiju fighting efforts here, so it's good, right?

I don't really see what the problem is here.

[fursuit]

well tbd on my part but

yeah I'll take your word for it. especially since you're an assassin? and doctor

actually we do need those so I guess that's good. last time we were mostly relying on some bunny robot thing

[vivisexual]

I'm not sure I even want to ask about the rabbit robot, or rabbot if you will.

Though, wouldn't having several gods here render the rest of us irrelevant, now that I'm thinking about it. I'm sure some gods aren't suited for combat, but the "God of Conflict" surely must be.

[fursuit]

ha! rabbot is cute. I'm stealing that thanks. but I couldn't tell you anything about it honestly. I think it belongs to harumasa but not sure

you'd think we could just solve everything easy and normally? yeah you'd be right. but don't think LILITH can nab us at our fullest is what it amounts to. like to make a long story short I'm only a fraction of my true self like this personally

but that said. hell yeah I'm suited for combat. love it. the bloodier a fight the better in my opinion.

[vivisexual]

I suppose that makes sense. If LILITH had unlimited power surely she'd summon a lot more people if not fully powered gods! At the very least the whole Special Defense Unit instead of just me.

But haha, if you like blood, Tezcatlipoca-san, you should see me change into my class armor!

[fursuit]

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man every message you send just gives me more questions

I want to ask about your class armor real bad now but I also kinda want to be surprised