( text ) @shiro

[cranekin]

🚘Cars are so cool🚘
I really want to try one out❗🚗💨💨💨

❗❗❗Did you know they're surprisingly easy to get❓❓❓
Does anyone have one?
I want one too 🎁







(And like, 45 minutes later: )

Wow, this is pretty difficult❗❗❗
I can't figure it out at all.
🤔💭 Does anyone know how to use a car❓ (╹ ᴗ╹)?

Comments

@rubber ducky

[curingidiocy]

Cease your attempts to drive immediately.

[cranekin]

I haven't even gone anywhere yet.

[curingidiocy]

Good. You must first complete a written test to ascertain that you understand the country's traffic laws before you are given a learner's permit. Only then are you permitted to drive on the road.

@nice toy (sorry)

[fursuit]

you went with a car? cmon

if you're going to do some vehicular manslaughter at least go with something cool like a motorcycle

[cranekin]

Oh!
I have one of those too. 🏍️

[fursuit]

for real?

then why the car? you already have the cooler version!

you know how to ride the motorcycle?

@duelwield

[coordination]

Did you steal a car?

[cranekin]

No way.
Stealing is totally dishonorable.

(Stealing is one of the few things that really gets under his skin.)

@bustermove; text

[busternaut]

yeah uh i'm all for people getting their wheels but you really need to learn how to use it first or you're gonna hurt somebody

and also probably yourself

[cranekin]

You sound like you know what you're talking about.

@KENSUKE, ( TEXT. )

[vorous]

_{[ brain computer, what is "car" ....
OH YEAH, that scary thing he's seen around. ]}

It's difficult? Really? I was wondering what the deal was with those things.

[cranekin]

It's really hard!
All I managed to get it to do was play music and turn on lights.

@Goldilocks

[likemybooks]

They're just like any other machine. There should be some instructions on how to get it working.



Not that I've driven one, but it shouldn't be that different from riding a horse.

[cranekin]

That's what I thought but there aren't any instructions.

It's very different from a horse, though.

@ typhoon

[photosympathies]

go slow!
u don't want to hit someone.
unless u do. sometimes u hit people and they become ur friend so???
but ... also ... maybe not.

not here

[wwtd]

[ ............. guess she can't argue this she was hit by a bus trying to save a god and that was yato

BUT ALSO??

reading it like 🧍‍♀️ ]

[cranekin]

Do you often make friends by hitting people with a 2-tonne hunk of metal, Vash-kun?

Text; un: Shoto

[heir_conditioned]

[There's no way that someone would recklessly drive, right? Right? He's going to assume no and assume that specific part was a joke.]

If anyone knows of a place to learn, I'd love to learn too. Could you let me know? I haven't had much time to learn to drive, but I do know there's a few states the car can be in. Drive, Park, other Drive. Reverse. I think it also depends on what sort of car or vehicle it is if there's other mechanisms to it.

[cranekin]

Everyone says I need to take a test. Even Tezca-san says so!

(EVEN TEZCATLIPOCA TOLD HIM TO.... betrayal.)

But the test is 50 questions. Can you believe that? Who has time to take a test that long!

@risk

[kubricks]

I have one.

You can use the AI driver to get places while you learn how to use it.

[A helpful suggestion to minimize the damage.]

[cranekin]

(AI drivers... truly big brain.)

Really!?
That's so much easier than taking a boring old test.
Do you usually let it drive itself?

@Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

omg you can get a car here?? I want one too! They're pretty simple once you get the hang of it, assuming things haven't changed too much. The lever on the right is the accelerator and the left is the brake, and you use the the wheel to turn it where you want to go!

[cranekin]

Yeah, you can! It's really cool.
I see... so the pedals on the ground are to go fast or stop?
That's pretty easy. But it's so big, it's hard to see all around.

@LILITH69

[gundemn]

having fun?

[ This post is a disaster. Elan's on the side of road safety (as one of the, it turns out, few who actually obtained a license...), but it's funny to see all the reactions from the uptight Outsiders, so he's popcorning.gif the interactions. ]

[cranekin]

Who is this?

(Is this.... the boss.)