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[cranekin]

🚘Cars are so cool🚘
I really want to try one out❗🚗💨💨💨

❗❗❗Did you know they're surprisingly easy to get❓❓❓
Does anyone have one?
I want one too 🎁







(And like, 45 minutes later: )

Wow, this is pretty difficult❗❗❗
I can't figure it out at all.
🤔💭 Does anyone know how to use a car❓ (╹ ᴗ╹)?

Comments

[hitokiller]

'cause it ain't necessary
long as they can't catch ya
you don't need one

( just here to chime in on that. thanks. )

[curingidiocy]

I will find you and force you to obtain a permit as well.

not here,,,,

[cranekin]

(A game of chase...... how exciting.)

[hitokiller]

( nope.

he's just gonna leave that shit on read.

you don't need a test when you're FLAWLESS!!!! (so far) )

[fursuit]

see that's what I'm coming around to. been doing just fine without it! like the signs are all pretty straightforward. it's not like it's anything hard to understand

but assuming they ask

yeah those bikes can go really fast! haven't tried it yet. nowhere good around here. but pretty sure it can outrun just about anything

too bad I'm not a Rider or else it could REALLY go right

[hitokiller]

half the folks on the road ain't got one either
don't see the issue as long as you mind yerself

( damn... they're getting along too well lately. )

the racing rings late at night
takin' it for a spin across the beach...
there's plenty to do that doesn't need a "license"

[fursuit]

wait that's real stuff? I thought it was just a movie kind of thing. fast and furious you know

well maybe you don't

point is I want in

[hitokiller]

haven't signed up for one myself
but i'll tell you where i've seen 'em
send the coordinates... i mean
when i figure that shit out

( hell, maybe tezcatliopca'll have an "accident" there.

but the thought doesn't excite him as much as it would've... a month or so ago. )

[fursuit]

[ they're ♥bonding♥ ]

hell yes

I mean if nothing else sounds like a great time to watch. even if I'm not good enough to play along, just seeing how fast the damn things can go is a thrill

[hitokiller]

knock yourself out

( it'll take a minute for him to recall how deep into the city it is, and then...

a digital map blips into tezcatlipoca's view to reveal lines crossed on a pretty crooked district. )

hell, if they end up pushin' you off the road
you'll survive

[fursuit]

[ izou's secret assassination plan of getting tezcatlipoca to accidentally off himself is going swimmingly ]

nice. thanks!

[ it's a testament to how interested tezcatlipoca is that he even thanks him... ]

not looking to get pushed off the road since it'd still hurt like a bitch but in general? you're right. or if I kick the bucket here, oh well. back to work at home I go I guess good luck with the kaiju etc

[cranekin]

Ask for forgiveness, not permission!
I like it.

[hitokiller]

exactly

( not that he'll ask for either. )