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[cranekin]

🚘Cars are so cool🚘
I really want to try one out❗🚗💨💨💨

❗❗❗Did you know they're surprisingly easy to get❓❓❓
Does anyone have one?
I want one too 🎁







(And like, 45 minutes later: )

Wow, this is pretty difficult❗❗❗
I can't figure it out at all.
🤔💭 Does anyone know how to use a car❓ (╹ ᴗ╹)?

Comments

[cranekin]

What if I ask you and you decide if it's stupid?

[curingidiocy]

If you could have obtained the answer on your own, it is a stupid question. Do not waste my time.

[cranekin]

If that's all it takes then it isn't a foolish question!

[curingidiocy]

Then ask.

[cranekin]

Do you know anything about motorbikes?

[curingidiocy]

Driving it? No. I do not have a license for one.

[cranekin]

I see, then I'll have to ask someone about that too.

(Because he has one........)

[curingidiocy]

Make sure to obtain a permit for one as well.

[cranekin]

Not another one.

[curingidiocy]

Yes, a car and a motorcycle require different permits, as they require different skills to operate.

[cranekin]

Things were easier when we just had horses.

[curingidiocy]

Nothing is stopping you from finding one and riding it around town. Feel free to do so.

[cranekin]

As soon as I find one, I will!

(IF HE EVER FINDS A HORSE HE'S GOING TO SHOW YOU.)