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( text ) @shiro
🚘Cars are so cool🚘
I really want to try one out❗🚗💨💨💨
❗❗❗Did you know they're surprisingly easy to get❓❓❓
Does anyone have one?
I want one too 🎁
(And like, 45 minutes later: )
Wow, this is pretty difficult❗❗❗
I can't figure it out at all.
🤔💭 Does anyone know how to use a car❓ (╹ ᴗ╹)?
I really want to try one out❗🚗💨💨💨
❗❗❗Did you know they're surprisingly easy to get❓❓❓
Does anyone have one?
I want one too 🎁
(And like, 45 minutes later: )
Wow, this is pretty difficult❗❗❗
I can't figure it out at all.
🤔💭 Does anyone know how to use a car❓ (╹ ᴗ╹)?
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no one has stopped me to ask for a permit or license or any of that
like I'm just going in the city for now since I ain't like GOOD at it yet but like I said! that's practice!
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(Can you like comments on the network... he is going to like Tezcatlipoca's comment. )
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He is a dangerous and frankly irresponsible god who will lead you on a path to self-destruction!
He is best ignored and forgotten.
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Don't worry, Erechan! If anything dangerous happens, I can take care of it.
(Tsuru is also naturally self destructive so.........)
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If anything happens, I will make sure to make this man pay for having misled you.
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But don't worry, don't worry. It'll take more than this to corrupt me.
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Even so, you are a precious friend so I feel compelled to defend you.
At the very least please always remain wary in the presence of this man.
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I see.
Then I won't waste your efforts.
I'll be careful, Erechan.
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my way's more fun
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Don't you dare corrupt him with your twisted ways!
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he can go get his permit or whatever if he wants to I ain't stopping him
but you don't need it is all I'm saying
or have learned I guess
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Thus feeding in your twisted view of the world.
Shame on you, Tezcatlipoca!
If anything happens to him, I will hold you personally responsible and punish you appropriately.
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didn't tell him to undervalue his life at all. I even said I was practicing before doing daring stuff!
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that my fault too
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All I ask is you do not encourage reckless and thoughtless behavior.
Lest you forget, you are a god.
This is why I singled you out and not all the other fools on this post.
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arguably anyways. quetzalcoatl is worse, so maybe not
point is he can do what he wants. but FINE. @ shiro [ he's being tagged, yes ] take the test or else SOMEONE is going to be real annoying at me. maybe multiple someones from the sounds of it
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Finally he's starting to act as a god should. Maybe he's not a total lost cause. She supposes she should say something nice so he's encouraged to be like that more often. ]
I commend you for finally doing the right thing.
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but knowing you I'm guessing not
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I have no qualms calling you out when you behave in a most undignified and shameful manner.
It is only right I praise you when you forego your conflicting nature to do the right thing.
This is something to be proud of.
[ In an alternate reality, this is what his relationship with Ereshkigal could be. A reality where he does not throw bottles at her head, where he does not encourage her friends to recklessly risk their lives, where he helps humans as much as she does.
Basically, a reality in which he's no longer himself at all. ]
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I see. Erechan is really powerful, huh?
She can make other gods listen to her...
(He sees who the dominant god is in this situation.)
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it's less listening and more "I don't want to hear about it anymore"
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But he'll like your comment if it makes you feel better. He knows how pride can be.)