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[cranekin]

🚘Cars are so cool🚘
I really want to try one out❗🚗💨💨💨

❗❗❗Did you know they're surprisingly easy to get❓❓❓
Does anyone have one?
I want one too 🎁







(And like, 45 minutes later: )

Wow, this is pretty difficult❗❗❗
I can't figure it out at all.
🤔💭 Does anyone know how to use a car❓ (╹ ᴗ╹)?

Comments

[fursuit]

learner's permit? for real? no one mentioned that

I've just been driving. figured you had to practice one way or another and just learned while you go

[ he'll be the best teacher for tsurumaru can't you tell ]

1/2

[curingidiocy]

[ Are you serious. ]

[curingidiocy]

Never mind. I will teach him. You cannot be trusted.

Also, you will be taking the test. No objections will be tolerated.

[fursuit]

huh???? I'm already driving ain't I? haven't hurt anyone except for a few scrapes on myself but that's normal!

[curingidiocy]

That does not excuse your utter disregard for procedure! While you may be skilled enough to avoid causing accidents, you are still a liability on the road.

[fursuit]

clearly the procedure isn't all that necessary

I bet I'm not the only one that's doing just fine without it

besides, it's in the name! accident! if I get into trouble on the road ain't on purpose

[curingidiocy]

Hardly anyone drives with the intent of causing a collision on the road! Your excuses have no merit.

I expect to see proof of a learner's permit in two weeks.

[ Or else. ]

[fursuit]

and if I don't?

[cranekin]

You have?

(READY TO TOTALLY IGNORE RATIO......)

[fursuit]

sure have

no one has stopped me to ask for a permit or license or any of that

like I'm just going in the city for now since I ain't like GOOD at it yet but like I said! that's practice!

[cranekin]

I see.

(Can you like comments on the network... he is going to like Tezcatlipoca's comment. )

[queenofkur]

Tsururu, please do not listen to that man.

He is a dangerous and frankly irresponsible god who will lead you on a path to self-destruction!

He is best ignored and forgotten.

[cranekin]

Eh?
Don't worry, Erechan! If anything dangerous happens, I can take care of it.

(Tsuru is also naturally self destructive so.........)

[queenofkur]

Please be careful.
If anything happens, I will make sure to make this man pay for having misled you.

[fursuit]

rude

my way's more fun

[hitokiller]

'cause it ain't necessary
long as they can't catch ya
you don't need one

( just here to chime in on that. thanks. )

[curingidiocy]

I will find you and force you to obtain a permit as well.

not here,,,,

[cranekin]

(A game of chase...... how exciting.)

[hitokiller]

( nope.

he's just gonna leave that shit on read.

you don't need a test when you're FLAWLESS!!!! (so far) )

[fursuit]

see that's what I'm coming around to. been doing just fine without it! like the signs are all pretty straightforward. it's not like it's anything hard to understand

but assuming they ask

yeah those bikes can go really fast! haven't tried it yet. nowhere good around here. but pretty sure it can outrun just about anything

too bad I'm not a Rider or else it could REALLY go right

[hitokiller]

half the folks on the road ain't got one either
don't see the issue as long as you mind yerself

( damn... they're getting along too well lately. )

the racing rings late at night
takin' it for a spin across the beach...
there's plenty to do that doesn't need a "license"

[fursuit]

wait that's real stuff? I thought it was just a movie kind of thing. fast and furious you know

well maybe you don't

point is I want in

[hitokiller]

haven't signed up for one myself
but i'll tell you where i've seen 'em
send the coordinates... i mean
when i figure that shit out

( hell, maybe tezcatliopca'll have an "accident" there.

but the thought doesn't excite him as much as it would've... a month or so ago. )

[cranekin]

Ask for forgiveness, not permission!
I like it.

[hitokiller]

exactly

( not that he'll ask for either. )