( text ) @shiro

[cranekin]

🚘Cars are so cool🚘
I really want to try one out❗🚗💨💨💨

❗❗❗Did you know they're surprisingly easy to get❓❓❓
Does anyone have one?
I want one too 🎁







(And like, 45 minutes later: )

Wow, this is pretty difficult❗❗❗
I can't figure it out at all.
🤔💭 Does anyone know how to use a car❓ (╹ ᴗ╹)?

Comments

[queenofkur]

Tsuru is a good man!
Don't you dare corrupt him with your twisted ways!

[fursuit]

twisted ways??? twisted ways of having FUN

he can go get his permit or whatever if he wants to I ain't stopping him

but you don't need it is all I'm saying

or have learned I guess

[queenofkur]

You are encouraging him to undervalue his own life!
Thus feeding in your twisted view of the world.
Shame on you, Tezcatlipoca!
If anything happens to him, I will hold you personally responsible and punish you appropriately.

[fursuit]

now you're just putting words in my mouth

didn't tell him to undervalue his life at all. I even said I was practicing before doing daring stuff!

[queenofkur]

Then tell him to follow the doctor's advice for his own safety.

[fursuit]

what if he gets the permit and then crashes anyways huh

that my fault too

[queenofkur]

Obviously not.
All I ask is you do not encourage reckless and thoughtless behavior.
Lest you forget, you are a god.
This is why I singled you out and not all the other fools on this post.

[fursuit]

you know recklessness is like my THING right

arguably anyways. quetzalcoatl is worse, so maybe not

point is he can do what he wants. but FINE. @ shiro [ he's being tagged, yes ] take the test or else SOMEONE is going to be real annoying at me. maybe multiple someones from the sounds of it

[queenofkur]

[ VICTORY

Finally he's starting to act as a god should. Maybe he's not a total lost cause. She supposes she should say something nice so he's encouraged to be like that more often. ]

I commend you for finally doing the right thing.

[fursuit]

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic

but knowing you I'm guessing not

[queenofkur]

Of course not.
I have no qualms calling you out when you behave in a most undignified and shameful manner.
It is only right I praise you when you forego your conflicting nature to do the right thing.
This is something to be proud of.

[ In an alternate reality, this is what his relationship with Ereshkigal could be. A reality where he does not throw bottles at her head, where he does not encourage her friends to recklessly risk their lives, where he helps humans as much as she does.

Basically, a reality in which he's no longer himself at all. ]

[fursuit]

when you put it that way it makes me want to buy motorcycles for everyone here

[queenofkur]

You are saying that only to provoke me.
Why can't you just accept that for once something you did does not annoy me?
Do you enjoy being shamed so much?

[fursuit]

well, for one, you'll be disappointed if you think I can feel shame

[ ...Unfortunately, this is true. His ego is just so great that it's nearly impossible. ]

two I said it to provoke you, bingo. fair's fair when you're criticizing me! but good thing that we're equals (more or less). I don't take it personally

[queenofkur]

So if one you consider inferior to you was to criticize you, you would take it personally?
You are truly pathetic.

[fursuit]

sure. it's an offense against god. hierarchy is something to be respected, yknow?

I can take it easy with people from other worlds, since they don't know better, but ours? no way

[queenofkur]

Being a god does not earn you anyone's respect, nor should it.
That you think it does is in itself a reason to not respect you.

This is exactly why humanity rejected us.

[fursuit]

wouldn't say it’s that simple personally. but my pantheon and our people were pretty different so who can say

point is don’t worry about it

won’t be putting a bullet in anyone here for their disrespect

well unless they decide to undertake my trials I guess but that’s between me and them

[cranekin]

Wah...
I see. Erechan is really powerful, huh?
She can make other gods listen to her...

(He sees who the dominant god is in this situation.)

[fursuit]

she's got the power of being annoyingly self-righteous maybe

it's less listening and more "I don't want to hear about it anymore"

[cranekin]

(His mind is already made up, friend..... Erechan is the more effective death god. He sees. He understands. He knows.

But he'll like your comment if it makes you feel better. He knows how pride can be.)