text @shiro

[cranekin]

(In the middle of the night, characters may wake up to a random email from @/shiro that simply reads,)

CC: SEND ALL
SUBJECT: no subject
message: 📎tits.jpeg

( That's it. That's the message.

He just sent a bunch of pictures of (long-tailed) tits and has included everyone in some random mailing list. Everyone can reply to the message and each message generates a new message/notification for everyone on the list. Would anyone believe him if he said it was actually honestly a real mistake? How long until he notices what he did? What even is this mailing list........)

ooc: hello... ultra boomer tsurumaru kuninaga has accidentally sent everyone on some LILITH mailing list this message as a [reply/send all] email. so basically, this is kind of like a cursed mingle. feel free to tag around, beg people to stop responding so you don't get notifs, block him, keep it going until LILITH nukes the whole thing, etc. if convos start to go in a nsfw direction, please mark threads accordingly!

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text; @CURSE

[gimu]

[ oh, what a delight. what cute birds. kosuke was out to deliver strange goods at this strange time of day. ]

tits are pretty great.

[cranekin]

(This feels unsolicited... but, oh, maybe he just sent it to one person this is fine.)

Right? They're so cute. They look like mame daifuku, don't you think?

@pochita

[nutkick]

you're talking about the wrong type of tits here.

text @rabbit

[seaurchin]

I'm not opening that.

This isn't appropriate at all, Shiro-san. Some LILITH employees are underaged.

[gimu]

they’re not bad tits

[cranekin]

(It's just the random rabbit he is always messaging so this is fine....)

Hey, Rabbit-chan!
What's wrong?

[nutkick]

don't worry.
it's just some stupid birds.

@topknot

[lifeprice]

Tsuru. You may want to check your messages.

[cranekin]

(Checking





...)

Did you send me something?

@kensei

[keihatsu]

What game are you playing now?
At this hour?

[ Says the one who is awake at this hour enough to reply ]

[cranekin]

Nothing.
Are you bored? I can keep you company if you'd like.

@pochita

[nutkick]

... disappointing.

[cranekin]

Don't be mean.

@kuzunoha14

[the_fourteenth]

▶ MAILDAEMON@SYNNET.NET
❗MESSAGE REJECTED BY RECIPIENT: kuzunoha14

[cranekin]

(Some time later in the morning........)



(That's it. That's the message.)

@rubber ducky

[curingidiocy]

[ He's going to groan. Why is there no opt out from this message? The notifs are going to drive him nuts! He really shouldn't contribute to this mess but the attachment is so nonsensical that he's just the slightest bit curious to know what prompted this. ]

What was the purpose of sending this?

[cranekin]

Who is this?

@moon_hare

[ownself]

Birds?

[Sadly the tit joke is lost on her but she was actually literally sleeping for once!]

Did you take these pictures, Lord Tsurumaru?

[cranekin]

Eh? You got it too???
Everyone really did get it...

@greatvalue

[newphew]

[ excitedly sending back a photo!!! ]



[ and another..... ]

(source)

[ he keeps sending various shots of flapjack being cute..... ]

@ambrosia

[picky]

Flapjack!
❤️🐦
Give him some pets for me!

@luna

[crisantemo]

[ Welp. Good thing she was awake anyway. ]

im gonna guess you didn't mean to send this to me

or everyone else

but they're very cute tits

[cranekin]

I'm totally surprised...

(He didn't mean this.)

@kijyo

[saudadist]

Read 3:17 AM

[cranekin]

(Sometime later in the morning......)


I'm sorry for the trouble last night.

@tentacle

[icyspicy]

😂😂😂

nice tits

[cranekin]

(HE HAS CAUGHT ON BY NOW... and he is just rolling with it.)

They're really round, right?

@macarons

[rikugan]

if i cant eat it i dont want it

[cranekin]

Don't eat them, Gojo-kun!

@sanda

[thundercrashes]

[... Oh. These birds are actually kind of cute.]

Huh. I didn't think this place was capable of having any of those, given how much of a disaster area it is here.

[cranekin]

(He is just rolling with this now.)

I'm not sure where they get the pictures from... but they're very cute.

Do you know about the Hummingbirds? Mine look like them.

@goddess of death

[queenofkur]

Those birds are so adorable!

Did you take the pictures yourself?

[ Someone here doesn't know the other meaning of the word, thank goodness. ]

[cranekin]

No! I found them on an application called InstaX.

(Or whatever twitter/instagram becomes in the future.)

text; un: joker

[1797]

[whoa. tits out.]

is this a permanent mailing list?

[cranekin]

No... but would you like to join one?