text @shiro

[cranekin]

(In the middle of the night, characters may wake up to a random email from @/shiro that simply reads,)

CC: SEND ALL
SUBJECT: no subject
message: 📎tits.jpeg

( That's it. That's the message.

He just sent a bunch of pictures of (long-tailed) tits and has included everyone in some random mailing list. Everyone can reply to the message and each message generates a new message/notification for everyone on the list. Would anyone believe him if he said it was actually honestly a real mistake? How long until he notices what he did? What even is this mailing list........)

ooc: hello... ultra boomer tsurumaru kuninaga has accidentally sent everyone on some LILITH mailing list this message as a [reply/send all] email. so basically, this is kind of like a cursed mingle. feel free to tag around, beg people to stop responding so you don't get notifs, block him, keep it going until LILITH nukes the whole thing, etc. if convos start to go in a nsfw direction, please mark threads accordingly!

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text; @CURSE

[gimu]

[ oh, what a delight. what cute birds. kosuke was out to deliver strange goods at this strange time of day. ]

tits are pretty great.

text @rabbit

[seaurchin]

I'm not opening that.

This isn't appropriate at all, Shiro-san. Some LILITH employees are underaged.

@topknot

[lifeprice]

Tsuru. You may want to check your messages.

@kensei

[keihatsu]

What game are you playing now?
At this hour?

[ Says the one who is awake at this hour enough to reply ]

[cranekin]

(This feels unsolicited... but, oh, maybe he just sent it to one person this is fine.)

Right? They're so cute. They look like mame daifuku, don't you think?

[gimu]

oh, they really do. how delicious. now where to find mame daifuku…

[gimu]

they’re not bad tits

[cranekin]

(It's just the random rabbit he is always messaging so this is fine....)

Hey, Rabbit-chan!
What's wrong?

[cranekin]

(Checking





...)

Did you send me something?

[cranekin]

Nothing.
Are you bored? I can keep you company if you'd like.

[cranekin]

Oh, there's a shop in the Shibuya area. It looks new but they make sweets by hand there just like they used to.
It's one of my favorites!

@pochita

[nutkick]

you're talking about the wrong type of tits here.

@pochita

[nutkick]

... disappointing.

[nutkick]

don't worry.
it's just some stupid birds.

[gimu]

??? are there other kinds?

[gimu]

shibuya.
okay, i’ll go find it.
for the tits.

[nutkick]

there is just ONE.
the rest are frauds!

[lifeprice]

You sent everyone birds.

[cranekin]

Don't be mean.

[cranekin]

Everyone?

[lifeprice]

You hit "send all". That means it goes to everyone on base.

[nutkick]

listen, they're cute birds.
but, when you send someone a pic titled 'tits' in the middle of the night, they're not expecting that.

[cranekin]

I'll send you a picture!

(MORE PICTURES. It's a picture of a sign for a small shop somewhere in Shibuya called "Shiki." And here are pictures of some cute sweets.... Does this mean a bunch of people are getting these pictures too... idk.)

[cranekin]

That's not true, Denji-kun.
There are many kinds. Like this one.

(And he'll attach another image.)

[cranekin]

I thought it sent all of the pictures.