text @shiro

[cranekin]

(In the middle of the night, characters may wake up to a random email from @/shiro that simply reads,)

CC: SEND ALL
SUBJECT: no subject
message: 📎tits.jpeg

( That's it. That's the message.

He just sent a bunch of pictures of (long-tailed) tits and has included everyone in some random mailing list. Everyone can reply to the message and each message generates a new message/notification for everyone on the list. Would anyone believe him if he said it was actually honestly a real mistake? How long until he notices what he did? What even is this mailing list........)

ooc: hello... ultra boomer tsurumaru kuninaga has accidentally sent everyone on some LILITH mailing list this message as a [reply/send all] email. so basically, this is kind of like a cursed mingle. feel free to tag around, beg people to stop responding so you don't get notifs, block him, keep it going until LILITH nukes the whole thing, etc. if convos start to go in a nsfw direction, please mark threads accordingly!

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text; @CURSE

[gimu]

[ oh, what a delight. what cute birds. kosuke was out to deliver strange goods at this strange time of day. ]

tits are pretty great.

text @rabbit

[seaurchin]

I'm not opening that.

This isn't appropriate at all, Shiro-san. Some LILITH employees are underaged.

@topknot

[lifeprice]

Tsuru. You may want to check your messages.

@kensei

[keihatsu]

What game are you playing now?
At this hour?

[ Says the one who is awake at this hour enough to reply ]

@pochita

[nutkick]

... disappointing.

@kuzunoha14

[the_fourteenth]

▶ MAILDAEMON@SYNNET.NET
❗MESSAGE REJECTED BY RECIPIENT: kuzunoha14

@rubber ducky

[curingidiocy]

[ He's going to groan. Why is there no opt out from this message? The notifs are going to drive him nuts! He really shouldn't contribute to this mess but the attachment is so nonsensical that he's just the slightest bit curious to know what prompted this. ]

What was the purpose of sending this?

@moon_hare

[ownself]

Birds?

[Sadly the tit joke is lost on her but she was actually literally sleeping for once!]

Did you take these pictures, Lord Tsurumaru?

@greatvalue

[newphew]

[ excitedly sending back a photo!!! ]



[ and another..... ]

(source)

[ he keeps sending various shots of flapjack being cute..... ]

@luna

[crisantemo]

[ Welp. Good thing she was awake anyway. ]

im gonna guess you didn't mean to send this to me

or everyone else

but they're very cute tits

@kijyo

[saudadist]

Read 3:17 AM

@tentacle

[icyspicy]

😂😂😂

nice tits

@macarons

[rikugan]

if i cant eat it i dont want it

@sanda

[thundercrashes]

[... Oh. These birds are actually kind of cute.]

Huh. I didn't think this place was capable of having any of those, given how much of a disaster area it is here.

@goddess of death

[queenofkur]

Those birds are so adorable!

Did you take the pictures yourself?

[ Someone here doesn't know the other meaning of the word, thank goodness. ]

text; un: joker

[1797]

[whoa. tits out.]

is this a permanent mailing list?