text @shiro

[cranekin]

(In the middle of the night, characters may wake up to a random email from @/shiro that simply reads,)

CC: SEND ALL
SUBJECT: no subject
message: 📎tits.jpeg

( That's it. That's the message.

He just sent a bunch of pictures of (long-tailed) tits and has included everyone in some random mailing list. Everyone can reply to the message and each message generates a new message/notification for everyone on the list. Would anyone believe him if he said it was actually honestly a real mistake? How long until he notices what he did? What even is this mailing list........)

ooc: hello... ultra boomer tsurumaru kuninaga has accidentally sent everyone on some LILITH mailing list this message as a [reply/send all] email. so basically, this is kind of like a cursed mingle. feel free to tag around, beg people to stop responding so you don't get notifs, block him, keep it going until LILITH nukes the whole thing, etc. if convos start to go in a nsfw direction, please mark threads accordingly!

Comments

@macarons

[rikugan]

if i cant eat it i dont want it

[cranekin]

Don't eat them, Gojo-kun!

[rikugan]

whyre you sendin me this when they arent even edible tsuru?

[cranekin]

It's too late to be eating anyway.
You'll upset your stomach at this hour...

[rikugan]

you know as well as i do that that isnt true at all

[cranekin]

It is true! If you eat late at night, you'll turn into a cow when you lay down.

[rikugan]

& yet i still havent turned into a cow

[cranekin]

Yet.

(Just wait, Gojo-kun....)

Are you really hungry right now?

[rikugan]

its not gonna happen tsuru

[...]

are you gonna feed me tsuru tsuru~

[cranekin]

No.
It's late, Gojo-kun.

[rikugan]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cranekin]

(He is the responsible one.)

I didn't know this base was haunted!

[rikugan]

[ your old age has made you boring tsuru-chan. ]

yea it is
its haunted by a very hungry ghost
& he KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE

[cranekin]

(DON'T CALL HIM BORING??? LITERALLY THE MOST OFFENSIVE THING YOU COULD CALL HIM.)

Oh no! If I have to exorcise it, it won't be able to enjoy anymore offerings!

[rikugan]

[ only boring people have a cut off time for sweets ]

thats only if you CAN exorcise it right tsuru~

[cranekin]

(\_/)
( •-•)
/>🍰

(that's it. that's the message.)

[rikugan]

[ ok

that's cute. he got him there. ]

im gonna go get cake on my own

[cranekin]

(\_/)
( •-•) -(Are you sure?)
/🍰<

(Fine, he'll keep his cake.)

[rikugan]

do you actually have cake?

[cranekin]

(\_/)
( •-•)
/🍬<

(No, he doesn't... but he does have candy.)

[rikugan]

i cant believe you tried to lure me in with fake cake

[cranekin]

Was it working?

[rikugan]

no

[cranekin]

You're really too clever for me. I'll have to find a better way to surprise you, then.