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(In the middle of the night, characters may wake up to a random email from @/shiro that simply reads,)

CC: SEND ALL
SUBJECT: no subject
message: 📎tits.jpeg

( That's it. That's the message.

He just sent a bunch of pictures of (long-tailed) tits and has included everyone in some random mailing list. Everyone can reply to the message and each message generates a new message/notification for everyone on the list. Would anyone believe him if he said it was actually honestly a real mistake? How long until he notices what he did? What even is this mailing list........)

ooc: hello... ultra boomer tsurumaru kuninaga has accidentally sent everyone on some LILITH mailing list this message as a [reply/send all] email. so basically, this is kind of like a cursed mingle. feel free to tag around, beg people to stop responding so you don't get notifs, block him, keep it going until LILITH nukes the whole thing, etc. if convos start to go in a nsfw direction, please mark threads accordingly!

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I don't know any rubber ducks so I don't know why you can see this.

In case you are not aware, your message was sent to everyone on base.

(Give him a minute............)

THAT'S WHY I DIDNT GET ALL OF MY PICTURES?! 😱 😱 😱

[ IMMENSE SIGHING. ]

If you are unfamiliar with the functions of the messaging system, I beseech you to take the time to learn. This little incident has been quite disruptive to my sleep and I would be extremely displeased to be woken again by another such occurrence.

I do know! It's easy sending messages.

(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

See?

Do not be obtuse with me. Clearly you were unaware that you sent your message to everyone. That constitutes as a failure to understand every aspect of the messaging system.

(IT DIDNT WORK IT DIDNT WORK THE CUTE FACES DIDNT WORK)

Sorry, sorry.
I thought it would send everything to me and not to everyone!

[ Who did he think he was going to fool after acknowledging his blunder? Idiot. ]

Do not make the same mistake again.

Understood, Rubber Ducky-san.
I won't send tit pics at night anymore.

[ Was that intentional? That was intentional, wasn't it. He's not going to comment. ]

Good.

(IT WAS THE BIRD... but he will also see how far he can go........)

I'll find a way to make up for the trouble.
But not now, of course.

Oh? You intend to compensate us for the inconvenience you've caused? How noble of you. An apology and measures taken not to repeat your mistake would have sufficed.

That's right.
Since this caused trouble, it wasn't a good surprise.
I'll have to think of a better one.

As I said, your apology is enough. I decline to receive your 'surprise'.

(Ominously,)

Too late.

[ Read: 3:07 A.M. ]