text @shiro

[cranekin]

(In the middle of the night, characters may wake up to a random email from @/shiro that simply reads,)

CC: SEND ALL
SUBJECT: no subject
message: 📎tits.jpeg

( That's it. That's the message.

He just sent a bunch of pictures of (long-tailed) tits and has included everyone in some random mailing list. Everyone can reply to the message and each message generates a new message/notification for everyone on the list. Would anyone believe him if he said it was actually honestly a real mistake? How long until he notices what he did? What even is this mailing list........)

ooc: hello... ultra boomer tsurumaru kuninaga has accidentally sent everyone on some LILITH mailing list this message as a [reply/send all] email. so basically, this is kind of like a cursed mingle. feel free to tag around, beg people to stop responding so you don't get notifs, block him, keep it going until LILITH nukes the whole thing, etc. if convos start to go in a nsfw direction, please mark threads accordingly!

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[gimu]

white-browed tit warbler?

[ even worse. he’s three months old. ]

[nutkick]

[ . . . ]

i'm talking about a woman's breast!!!

[gimu]

but why?

[nutkick]

because they are called 'tits' and they're beautiful and perfect.




...
what tf is wrong with you?

[gimu]

but why are they called tits when the name already belongs to a whole genus of bird?

are a woman’s breasts really that perfect?

and i don’t know. why are YOU talking about women’s breasts at this hour of the night anyway?

[nutkick]

i'm pretty sure those tiny birds stole the name 'tits' from women.

[ this guy is so weird ......... ]

okay, even if you like guys, you're still so anti-women.
why?

1/2

[gimu]

i am not anti-women. nor anti-man, nor anti-tit. i am only ever anti-Kamo Noritoshi.

[gimu]

also i have never felt the touch of a woman outside of her pushing my blood back into my skull.

[nutkick]

[ oh. ]

... you're not human?

[gimu]

no. i am half curse. what does this have to do with breasts?

[nutkick]

what's a curse?
... a devil?

it might explain why you're not seeing the vision. the greatness of the tits.

[gimu]

[ he must remind himself already that this guy isn’t talking about birds. ]

what’s a devil, to you? an anti-breast creature? i am not that either.

there is a great pair out there that i have already beheld.

[nutkick]

[ anti-breast creature ..... sir. ]

who did it belong to? that great pair ...

[gimu]

Fushiguro Toji. impeccable pectorals.

1/2

[nutkick]

[ this sounds like a man's name. denji would argue this is impossible as men are not supposed to have nice tits but - well, he noticed some guys around here had that odd blessing going for them. huff.

you win this round, choso. ]

[nutkick]

[ wait- fushiguro? he heard that name before.

is that- ]

is he megumi's older brother?

[gimu]

oh, no. Toji is megumi’s father.

[nutkick]

his father?!!!!
his father is here?!

[ and you call yourself his friend, megan! ]

do you have a picture of him?

suggestive image ahoy

[gimu]

of course i do.

[ at hellish’o’clock in the morning, choso isn’t thinking at all what a mailing list entails when he sends denji a recent snapshot.

o h. ]

1/2

[nutkick]

[ oh god. oh, no. denji didn't know where to look, or what to do, this was so unexpected and it was in his field of vision no matter what he did. you literally cannot unsee it.

honestly, if it were any other dude- he wouldn't care. he just knew he was looking at his friend's father borderline naked and ... damn, those tits are fucking huge.

no. don't look. do not! HOW CAN HE COMMAND THIS THING TO DELETE THE PICTURE? ]

[nutkick]

a warning would've been NICE!

[gimu]

???

you asked.