super boomer level accidental text @gourmand | May 7th

[hachikai]

[ What else is a sorcerer-slash-king-of-curses supposed to do in the late hours of the evening than browse the internet out of boredom? Or try to.

Emphasis on "try." ]

Courtesans
Courtesans in Neo-Tokyo metropolitan area

[ ...wait, what's going on?

Why aren't any of his search terms producing results? They're just sitting there when he hits "send?" This search engine is terrible. Who designed this?

Maybe he should use more exact terms. Is he using criteria that are too broad? ]

Courtesans that know how to play shogi
Courtesans that know how to play shogi near me

[ Still nothing.

Alright this is starting to piss him off... ]

Comments

@Bootyyyshaker9000, text

[soft_shelled]

This is very 2010's core.

[Very HOT MOMS IN YOUR AREA-esque.]

@BAD DADDY

[zauneyete]

Just go to the closest brothel and ask instead of annoying us with this.

@BIG RICO

[judgementcrime]

[Clearly somebody with distinguished taste.]

Try looking for "big booby redheads" instead. You might get more results.

text, @risk

[kubricks]

[...buddy...]

I think your search might be having some technical difficulties.

@KENSUKE

[vorous]

_{[ oh no ]}

You’re using the internet wrong.

_{[ his WELL ACTUALLY has gotten worse, sorry.. ]}

It’s okay. I did too at first. Can I help you?

@Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

[Oh ho~ Somebody with some class! Leave it to him! He's got a bit of knowledge on this matter! ?????]

try searching for "Shimabara Tayuu". granted it's been over 250 years from the time I'm from, but Shimabara was once known for their entertainers

@vessel

[eyescar]

lol

@Gisei

[harboredfeelings]

Just when I thought you couldn't be any more distasteful.

@ soba

[gorb]

Can you even afford that?

@MONSTER

[copy]

[ ...

Just gonna be passive-aggressively helpful and find and embed a video tutorial on how to google things properly. No one needed to see this, you Heian boomer. Ugh. ]

@CURSE

[gimu]

play shogi online

@Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight

[blastedass]

"courtesans who can kick my ancient ass at shogi near me"

text; @thepaleelf

[sanguivorous]

I won't mock you for you mistake, as plenty have already done so.

But you're seeking a courtesan just to play a game with them? Are you truly that lonely?

@rock hard

[golmi]

Why not just ask someone to play like a normal person?

@AUO

[gilgamess]

[ At least it's not another freakout about someone's significant other disappearing. Gilgamesh does not have emotions to even be dealing with all these people and their feelings. ]

You might try looking into the rifts. It does seem a good some people have gone there, of late.