super boomer level accidental text @gourmand | May 7th

[hachikai]

[ What else is a sorcerer-slash-king-of-curses supposed to do in the late hours of the evening than browse the internet out of boredom? Or try to.

Emphasis on "try." ]

Courtesans
Courtesans in Neo-Tokyo metropolitan area

[ ...wait, what's going on?

Why aren't any of his search terms producing results? They're just sitting there when he hits "send?" This search engine is terrible. Who designed this?

Maybe he should use more exact terms. Is he using criteria that are too broad? ]

Courtesans that know how to play shogi
Courtesans that know how to play shogi near me

[ Still nothing.

Alright this is starting to piss him off... ]

Comments

LMAO RICO NO

[hachikai]

Is that similar to the "big titty goth girls" that keep popping up on every physical ad in this city?

[judgementcrime]

Yeah. You got it, champ.

[hachikai]

I see.

I'll keep it in mind.

[ He...probably won't. ]

[judgementcrime]

Just don’t keep it in mind too long.

Those physical ads can probably still tell how long you look at them. If you’re not careful, you’ll be seeing those goth girls everywhere.

[hachikai]

[ Admittedly, he hadn't considered that. He doesn't put that much faith in electronics to begin with, but now that Rico's gone and put the thought in his head...LILITH did seem to know what he was up to before he did it at any given time. So who's to say the people running these eye-searing billboards don't possess some similar technology? ]

Such things are oft below my eye level anyway, so perhaps I'll manage well enough.

[judgementcrime]

[Well, welcome to horrifying cyberpunk capitalism.]

So you're lonely and horny, but classy about it. I can respect that.

[hachikai]

[ He wants to be mad at that assessment but also...he's not wrong. That's the worst part! ]

It's merely my nature.