super boomer level accidental text @gourmand | May 7th

[hachikai]

[ What else is a sorcerer-slash-king-of-curses supposed to do in the late hours of the evening than browse the internet out of boredom? Or try to.

Emphasis on "try." ]

Courtesans
Courtesans in Neo-Tokyo metropolitan area

[ ...wait, what's going on?

Why aren't any of his search terms producing results? They're just sitting there when he hits "send?" This search engine is terrible. Who designed this?

Maybe he should use more exact terms. Is he using criteria that are too broad? ]

Courtesans that know how to play shogi
Courtesans that know how to play shogi near me

[ Still nothing.

Alright this is starting to piss him off... ]

Comments

[hachikai]

You're not seeing the forest for the trees, little man.

I'd love to meet what you call "whores" who could wrap idiot leaders around their fingers. Anyone of cunning with and guile qualifies.

If you know of any, kindly direct them my way rather than pretending offense.

[zauneyete]

Oh? Can't find them for yourself?

You clearly have no idea how to look on the ground, then.

Especially if you've never seen that happen. Where I'm from, many topsiders were done in by them. Just a few choice words, a little... extra attention, and it all comes crashing down.

Why should I make it easy for you, when you only have to take foot into one of them?

[hachikai]

[ He stares dully at the message. Does this wisp of a man think him a child? ]

I see you're a stranger to sarcasm as well. Pity.

If you've already decided for yourself what I'm about, then you're useless. Be a dear and bore me no longer, would you?